(Credit to cutespider, my sister, for the idea of Gou x muscles)
One day Gou Matsuoka was in her Science class. She had the seat at the front and wasn't paying attention to the teacher so she always got told off.
"GOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
"It's Kou."
"Are you listening?!"
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Well, as I was saying" the teacher said "Today we will bring in a model of a human body and label the muscles"
A boy put his hand up, "Even the gluteus maximus?"
The teacher grinned "ESPECIALLY the gluteus maximus."
Gou's eyes glazed over as she pictured the muscles in her mind, and suddenly, she began to drool. People started to edge away from her carefully, staring at her.
"Oopsie"
"GOUUUUUU!"
"It's Kou."
The teacher brought in a model.
"Dem abs...dat six-pack...dat ass..."
"Detention!"
It was worth it because she got to stare at the model for the whole detention.