Yes, I have many stories I have not updated, but my twisted mind brewed up this sweet new idea where Rosalina was once the Hell Girl and had some terrible past...an interesting contrast to the happy, ignorant-ridden Mario World, is it not?

Disclaimer: Don't own anything to do with Hell Girl or Mario, except this story line. This applies to all chapters.

It's strange, really, how no one in this world understands.

I feel the childishness radiating off nearly everything. These creatures think they understand pain and fear, but truth be told, they do not.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, the strange toad creatures fear a large turtle-perhaps half a dragon-that always loses every battle, every scheme…

Because here, good always triumphs over evil.

How I wish that were true in every instance.

I join them, of course…often I race in their funny kart races or in their childish festivals. For a while now I've even traveled with strange star creatures through some planet-infested space that one can breathe in normally, as though a helmet of oxygen were over their heads.

That's probably because there is no real death here. What would normally kill a person or animal in my world would barely harm a creature in this one. Even the so-called humans that come to partake in sports events and such don't seem to be from the Earth I know.

Perhaps things have changed…

Or maybe, they are not from the same world at all.

Since I was invited to Princess Peach's castle for another festival, I found myself wandering throughout the castle halls. Horrid memories of my past plagued my mind, causing the darkness of my childhood to cloud my vision.

"Sentarou….please, help me! Don't do this…" I screamed as the dirt began to cover me like a blanket. My vision became so obscured I could only see his silhouette.

"I'm sorry, Rosalina…so sorry…."

The sound of clicking heels snapped me from my trance. Turning slowly I saw the pink princess making her way towards me. My blue dress ruffled as I too stepped closer. I remembered how I despised the dress-not the color, but the ridiculous star at my chest and the high heels that made me feel so…restricted-but wore it so as to please the stars who believed I was there mother. I smirked at the thought.

"Ah, I'm so happy you are here to join us, Rosalina! So how have you been?" her soft voice spoke as she smiled a pink-lipped smile.

I allowed my bangs to shadow my face as I smirked again. "Oh, I'm fine. So…how's Mario been doing?"

Her smile brightened even more, if that were even humanly possible (yet a lot of things in this world were not) and she replied: "Oh, I think he's just fine…saving the world must be a lot of work for him! I do hope he's enjoying himself and relaxing a bit…he truly deserves it."

I turned my head again to hide my now widening smirk. I almost wanted to mutter "fool," but was able to keep my tongue in check. Didn't she know that nearly every time some big event was taking place at her castle that Bowser moron would ruin it and kidnap her? Truly, it was pathetic.

"Hmm…that he does." Yes, he and maybe his coward brother are the only ones that actually try to solve other's problems as well as their own. Honestly, the evil in this world is close to pathetic. There is so much weakness and ignorance. Still, perhaps ignorance is bliss…

"Well, would you care to join the others and me down by the main hall? I'm sure there are many who wish to speak to you."

Sure? What else do I have to do besides torture myself with my own thoughts?

"Of course."

Down by where the rest of the population was mingling, Peach and I made our way down the steps. Before the end of the stairs, however, the princess said something I found both shocking and amusing.

"Rosalina…please don't think I'm trying to intrude on your personal life, but…why don't you ever speak of your past?" she said timidly, looking into my slightly lighter blue orbs.

I turned my head to hide my reaction. Walking away I muttered: "My past only leads to pain…and revenge."

Having heard the remark Peach gasped, but said no more.

As I made my way to the colorful little toad creatures, I heard gasps as the castle began to shake. Honestly, I had been waiting for this moment.

"Princess Peach!" a deep, monstrous voice boomed. Several of the female toad creatures gasped. One even shrieked: "Dear me! It's Bowser! Oh, where are the Mario Brothers?"

I stared into the punch bowl, contemplating. Again, my mind seemed elsewhere. I was thinking of what I was going to do to Bowser and his pathetic son when I heard the princess scream.

"Ah! Mario, help me!" she yelped as Bowser grabbed her with his large hand. Why could she not try to defend herself? She wouldn't last a day from where I was from…

"Why, father? Why did you do this to her…to me?" I yelled in Russian, eyes filled to the brim with tears.

My wicked father laughed. "Damn girl…you don't know hate; as your father I will teach it to you. Now you will know the lessons of this cruel world…" he said in the same language, laughing like a madman. I was crying, my hand trying to control my racking sobs.

Peach just sat in his arms, not even trying to escape. My lips upturned slightly in a scowl. How could she be so weak? She was too kind to be a ruler…this world was truly pathetic. Even the kidnapper would not harm her, and yet…

"Buhahaha! Peach is now mine! Just try to stop me now, Mario!" With that, he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

There was utter chaos as the little toad creatures scurried about frantically, waving their stubby arms in the air. I know I probably should have done something, but she will never learn. She has been kidnapped numerous times (probably so many she lost count at about a hundred) and still she did absolutely nothing. Mario and Luigi weren't going to be around forever, and they must surely grow tired of saving her so often.

Of course, the 'torment' was not over. Bowser Jr., Bowser's son, jumped to the top of the stairs and bellowed: "Since you morons didn't invite me to the festival, I took Mama Peach so she can have more fun at our castle! Hahaha!"

What an idiot. They get so angry over the most childish things. Who cares about some stupid festival? What goes around, comes around, so of course you weren't invited. And Peach isn't your 'mama,' so go suck it up. It's not like you already have so many things most humans would die for…brat. I seriously couldn't stand this (and was a little bored, itching for some amusement) so I said:

"Who would invite a stupid fool like you? You know damn straight that you don't need anything else. And the princess isn't your mother, honestly; you have a family, so stop being a brat about everything."

Everyone was silent, and stared at me, including the strange…what were they called, yoshis and birdos…and the turtle prince himself. Looking to the right I saw the famous plumber brothers, staring wide-eyed at me.

I suppose it was strange to hear such a comment from the person they thought I was, but they knew nothing.

I closed my eyes, a smile dominating my lips. Their reaction was so…hilarious. I then looked back up at Bowser Jr., my original, indifferent façade beginning to take over once again, my eyes narrowing.

"You know nothing, Bowser Jr. Absolutely nothing.

I saw a few of the female piantas-I think that was what they were called-put a hand over their 'mouths,' (if they even had any) but I ignored them. Giving each and every one of those foolish beings the cold shoulder, I walked out of the building, several sets of eyes boring into my clothing.

"I promise you, Sentarou…before you die, you will know pain."

And I had always kept my promises.

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