Jack would never tell Liz, but his favorite animal is a badger and he likes the eyes of sharks a lot. He also has a strange obsession for lettuce, and although the way she's connected to it, is'nt exactly what he pictured he still likes it a little too much. The fact that she wears glasses turns him on he's just afraid to admitt it so he did what he did when he was in elementary school and had a crush on the nerdy girl. He teased her, and made her feel like crap, but she was the one he talked to the most, she was the one, he pretended was his girlfriend when he didn't have one of his stereotypical beauties to date. It wasn't until Lemon found out, about his crush on this girl in 4th grade did she realize he did the same thing to her.

It was a crisp clear morning. Liz Lemon had woken up and was now walking at the slowest pace possible on her tred mill while eating Ice Cream, and watching her Tevo of Hottest chief. Her phone strated to ring and she moaned, because she knew that if it was Jenna all her ice cream would melt while she's talking and she wouldn't get a chance to savor it.

"Yes"

"Lemon"

"Jack!"

"Lemon, someone came back"

"Bianca?"

"No"

"that weird lady with the shopping cart that followed you yesterday?"

"no"

"Your mother"

"no"

"Stop making me guess Jack"

"her name is Rebecca"

"Did you tell me her story and I just forgot?"

"No, Rebecca was a girl I had a huge crush on in elementary school"

"So, how many years ago was that Jack?"

"I'd rather not say"

"Why is this such a big deal?"

"come and see"

"I'm going to finish my ice cream first"

"Lemon now!"

"FINE!" Liz violently hung up on Jack, she took her bowl of ice cream and threw it in the sink,

then she heard it break and screamed.

"Damn you Jack I just broke my favorite ice cream bowl!"She hurried out of her apartment

and once she got into the doors of TGS she immediately regretted it. For one thing, Tracy, was

throwing Jenna's outfits for the show around, and Jenna was screaming in some made up language.

Smack dab in the middle of it all though was Jack and some woman Liz assumed to be Rebecca.

However for a woman Jack once liked, Rebecca, was nothing like them. Her pants were baggy, and her

shirt didn't cling to her curves, she didn't have a model face, and her hair was all messed up. She wore

glasses much like Liz's, basically she was Liz. So the real Liz Lemon stopped in her tracks as she watched them converse her mouth hung open in silence.

"Jack" rebecca was screaming in the "I don't have to deal with this I have food to eat" manner.

"yes?" Jack was calm like he sometimes gets in Liz and his arguments.

"You knew, that, that cookie was mine and you took it"

"Seriously you're obsessiong over this still" Then Lemon thought to herself "I would".

"I was doing the classic, boy crush thing" and then Liz thought to herself "the what?"

"the what?"

"You know when boys pull a girl's piggy tails to get attention from them, because they like them" Then Lemon wondered "is that a thing?"

"is that a thing?"

"yes it's a thing"

"Wasn't aware of that Jack"

"but seriously, you're still mad about that?"

"Well yeah, I'm still traumatized by that" I would be too Liz Lemon thought.

"Fine I'm sorry"

"Right, well I'm leaving"

"Wait Rebecca you haven't met Liz" As Jack spoke Rebecca turned and her face mirrored Lemon's mouth agape, and eyes wide.

"You're Liz Lemon?"

"yes" Lemon answered.

"Liz this is Rebecca" Jack introduced them, while the two women ignored him and started circling each other.

"So you're the girl Jack's told me so much about" Rebecca started.

"and you are the girl Jack just mentioned this morning"

"You have shark eyes"

"yeah so?, you have chicken legs"

"Well you have a badger face"

"Well you have a crocked neck"

"Well you" before Rebecca could finish her next insult Jack pushed the two women away from one another.

"Ladies, Ladies please stop"

"oh we're ladies now?" The women laughed as they both said it at the same time.

" Come on Guys"

"So now were guys?" Liz asked him putting her hands on her hips.

"Yeah Jack make up your mind what are we?"Rebecca placed her hands on her hips coping Liz.

"Well uh..." Jack was fumbling for a word. While rubbing his hand through his hair.

"let it go Jack, it's fine" Lemon said as she glanced at Rebecca for approval and Rebecca nodded.

"I'm leaving Jack, but before I go" Then Rebecca leaned over Jack's hand on her arm and whispered something in his ear.

"yeah, I know, I know" Jack mumbled almost embarrassed as he looked over at a confused Lemon. He shyly smiled at her and she fake grinned at him. Then Rebecca walked out of TGS and Jack's life forever (until the wedding of course).

"Jack what, was that about?"

"oh nothing, just...just a little something she told me I couldn't forget about" He ran his hand through his hair indicating that he was lying.