King dedede helps m bison kill wii u
One day in crappy town king dedededededededede wad plyin super ultra hyper mega street fighter 2 definitive anaversewry adittion and kunkuleds fetureing danny devito derectors cut 2 on his switch
Dedede:this game soft I need a frend to play with
Escargon: you beat the whole of crappy town go on line
Dededededeeded: but too easy
Escargon: well be a real street fightere
Dedede: you can bee my punching bag
Dedede punchers escargon
Escargon: what strength but there are menny people like you around the world
Dededede calls crapcon to be in da stret fightr tronament crapcon say do we own u dededede lie yes crapcon say we dont lik lier and hung up
Dede huper slam d Fone on da floor
Dedede play gta san agras on da psi 2
Dede: dis is da life of a nibba in da hod
Tiff: vilont video games bad
Dadaee: shut up bitch
Dedede hupr slom tiff in to thicc wall
Kibie: poioioioioi]
Dedede: escargot found me find punch box
Next day….
Dedede beating kibbie
Dedede: train ing is harg
Escargon: dedede steroids arrice
Dedede: oh boi
Deeded get injaculated
He grow 2inches
Dedede: I MAGER STRONG
DEDE BEANDS THICC PS2 AND TEARS KIBBIE IN HALF
KING DEDEDE GO 2 JAPAN 2 CRAPCON hq HE GO SECRATERE
Dededeededde:EXCUISE ME my I see wii u
Laddy: im afaerad non
Dededaaa; I CAN BEND U
Laddy: I have pengrin killer
Dedede: o shit [runs]
Wii u blocc ing dedexdes wai
Wii u: no strods aloud
Dededededexdcdedede bends wii u fist
Wii u:eoooghfnhgfdjkhngfdnhiurjdutnrejdtgbirueyhtgheruithrdeiyutghreiyotghreijtgre, ow
Dede: hhahahahahahhahhahaaahahhhahah u weak
Wii u: I CAN BEND U
DEDEDE RUN BACK TO CRAPPY TOWN
HE LOOK ON NEWS
STREET FIGHTER WII U HAS BEN SENT TO PRISSON FOR HURTING PINGU
WII U: PIGU HAVE STERROIDS
TV: POLICE HUNTING FOR PINGU
DEDEDE: …. O SHIT…
TO BE CONTIUED…