"So like.. I heard he was rabid. Attacking random people like a crazy freak, yo. But only on full moon. Like-a wolf or sumthin'"

"I swear your speach gets dumber each day you don't have a heart Xigbar."

"And yours gets more properer... or sumthin' like that. Damn Xally you made my head hurt." Xigbar rubbed a temple as he walked along side III. Xaldin scoft a little and shook his head, dreads swinging back and forth. "Dude watch it. You'll poke my other eye out."

"One could only hope."

"What the hell does that mean?!"

"I'm sick of the bullet holes in my jackt."

"Not my fault."

"It is too."

"S'not."

"Did you just say 'snot'?"

"No. I said 's'not', like 'it's not' just smaller and junk."

"... That's retarded."

"You're retarded, Mr. Sideburns."

"Cyclops."

"Muttenchops."

"Big rax."

"Al-n-dix."

"That doesn't even make sense."

"Yeah it does!!! All. In. Dicks."

"That's really mature."

"Did you know Xemnas is Mansex? Oh man did I get a beating for that one." Xigbar laughed and Xaldin began to wish that blast had just killed him instead of turn him into a Nobody.

For the love of the gods, please somebody, anybody, NOBODY, shut Xigbar the hell up... Xaldin prayed over and over again as they walked the streets of Traverse Town.

First off, Xaldin continued to think in hopes of getting the annoying man out of his head, they didn't even know what the Nobody looked like. Secondly they didn't have Zexion so he couldn't sniff him out. Xemnas had told them it would be good practice to hone their skills as Nobodies themselves.

But as everyone was quite aware, Xigbar and Xaldin have basically mastered their skills just from pissing each other off. Maybe this was more of a test to make sure they wouldn't kill each other. Or maybe...

No!! No way!! This isn't some trick to make them get along!!

"Dude you look kinda weird.."

"Shut up."

"... HA! You got an erection!! Ew go take care of that in the corner." Xigbar pushed Xaldin towards said corner which just made the bigger one angry.

"Maybe you should just get on your knees!!" Xaldin shoved him back.

"That's no way creature such as ourselves should act." The two stopped bickering, weapons pointed at each other's head and looked at the voice.

A man with light blue hair stood. Broken chains fell around his wrists and what looked like chain burn was up and down his arms. A distintive X scar was gracing his forehead and his hair looked almost like a rooster's crown.

"Oh gods..." Xigbar started. Xaldin blinked expecting a relatively smart thing to come out of the freeshooter's mouth. "...Your face is perfect for target practice." Nope. He's still dumber then dumb.

"Do you wish to loose your other eye?"

"No."

"So I suggest you reconsider your previous statement."

"Dude, Xally he speaks more properer then you!!"

"Xigbar, 'properer' is not a word." Xaldin sighed. He looked at the stranger. "I'm guessing you're the one we're searching for."

"Searching for me? Why would that be?"

"Well cause like--" Xaldin's hand went over Xigbar's mouth.

"Our Superior would like to extend an offer to Nobodies simular to us. He wishes to band together to find a way to get our hearts back."

"Is that what happened to me? I lost my heart? Irony I guess. What are your names?"

"My name is Xaldin. This idiot is Xigbar."

"This 'idiot' is your current superior, ass." Xigbar pushed Xaldin's hand away.

"Amusing. The idiot has a higher rank. What does he do? Offer some service to your Superior?" He laughed a little.

"That's disgusting. When you see Xemnas you'd understand." Xigbar shook. "Anyway, will you join? A fellow like you seems like you would miss your heart. When there's a chance to get it back presented to you, you should take it. We won't offer it twice." Xaldin was slightly impressed. Maybe Xigbar wasn't an idiot after all.

"I do miss my heart..." A pale hand touched the spot where his heart should be. "But I do not trust idiots."

"Then trust me." Xaldin said quickly before Xigbar got a word in edge wise. "What's your name?"

"Saix."

"Join us Saix. I assure you it will be in your best interest." The hell?! Did Xigbar just say that?!! Xaldin was shocked!! Hell Saix was shocked.

"Alright fine. I'll join."