Hey! You're probably thinking "WTF? You already made a KK story!" Well, my lucky number is 26 and I just hafta get to 26! Stupid excuse? Whateva…let's get on with da story already, shall we?

-Panda

Know your stars: Kamichama Karin style!

Chapter 1- victim, Karin!

Karin stepped into a dark room with a spotlight on a chair. She looked pretty nervous but she sat down in it anyway. She looked nervous, puzzled, and impatient because for puzzled and impatient, she had no idea why she was doing here. And the impatient was because she had to go home and train her goddess powers.

"Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…" A sudden voice appeared, Karin about to prepare her ring, but she didn't transform yet.

"Who said that?"

"Karin…has awful grades…"

"So what? I don't give a poo!"

"Karin…gets awful grades because she imagines Kazune doing the electric slide…"

"What?! I do not! That sexist pig would never appear in my mind!"

"Karin…has a crappy spell…"

"Hey! What's wrong with GODDESS THUNDER?!"

"Karin…looks like Pippi Longstockings in volume 3 of this awesome manga in the bonus story one…"

"It wasn't my turn to do the laundry! It was the only outfit I had that day!"

"Karin…secretly is in love with Kakashi Hatake…"

"Kakashi who…?!" Karin looked very confused, desperate for some kind of answer to a simple question. I came up with a bunch of Kakashi fan girls behind me and we all had swords.

"You…will…not…be…in…love…with…my…boyfriend!!!" I shouted with glaring red eyes.

"I don't know who he is!" Karin screamed, transforming into her goddess form and shouting out "I AM GOD!!"

"Oh…we'll hit you with gum wrappers!" We all threw gum wrappers at Karin and left at the back exit.

"Karin…thinks Miyon is from Saudi Arabia…"

"No way, she's from Korea! She told me that in volume two!" Miyon came on and said cruel things like "You monkey brain!" in Korean to Karin. But, of course, Karin and even the mysterious voice had no clue what she was saying at all. Miyon finally left at the back exit as well.

"Are you quite finished yet?" Karin grew more impatient, still in her goddess form.

"If you want a big whammy, here it is! Karin…secretly saw Michiru singing rap songs and joined him!"

"I would never participate in anything with Micchi!!! KYAAAAAAA!" Karin attacked with her Goddess Thunder attack and the cameras went black, only one survived, a little static-y from it falling, and we saw Karin stomp away to the back exit and slammed the door behind her.

"Um…now you know Karin…"

Chapters coming soon from da Panda!

2- Kazune

3- Himeka

4- Kirio

5- Kirika

6- Michiru

7- Shi-chan

8- Miyon

9- Yuuki

And more!!!

See you then!

-Panda