A/N: I don't own Twilight or New Moon
Hello guys!!! I was just hanging out with my friend (her penname is MonkeyBait) and we decided to write a fan fiction together!!! So, I have no idea where this is going to go, but it sure will be funny….. heh heh heh… oh, and don't worry, I am not quitting with my other story, and if I get 7 more reviews, there will be another chapter by Saturday!!! On with the story!!!!...
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Edward: BELLA!!!! You want some grapes!?!?!?? They're like totally delicious!!!
Bella: No….. I really shouldn't…...
Edward: Why not?
Bella: uhm… long story…..
Edward: BUT THERE S0oO0oO0oO0oO0oOo GOOOD!!!!
Bella: -snort- Gosh, Edward you don't eat; how do you know this?
Edward: JUST TRUST ME BELLA!!!!
Bella: -sigh- fine… -takes a grape from Edward tentatively- Mmm! Wow, these are good, Edward!!!
Edward: YEAH, THEY COME STRAIGHT FROM CALIFORNIA!!!!
Bella: I MUST HAVE MORE SUGARY GRAPES!!!!
Edward: -bouncing off the walls while carrying Bella haphazardly on his back-
Twenty handfuls later…
Bella: AHHH!!!!THESEARETHEMOSTDELICIOUSTHINGSEVER!!!IHAVENEVER
HADANYTHINGSOYUMMYANDDELICIOUSANDDELECTIBLEANDIAMJUST
CRAZYFORTHESEGRAPESEDWARDLETSMAKEOUTHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!
Edward: Wow Bella…. You're really silly –cough-weird-cough- when you eat fruit…
Bella: -crashes to the floor-
Edward: AHHHH!!!! BELLA!!!! NOo0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0o0!!!!!!!! -picks Bella up and runs her downstairs- CARLISLE!!!! BELLA HAS FAINTED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO!!!!!!
Carlisle: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING??!?!?!
Edward: I DON'T KNOW, I AM JUST REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HER!!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?
Carlisle: -pokes Bella in the arm with a needle-
Edward: mustsuckyummyblooood…..
Carlisle: What was that Edward?
Edward: nothing…..
Carlisle: -looks at reading on his machine thingy- Holy Cannoli!!!
Edward: What is a cannoli?!?! And why are you screaming about it?!?!
Carlisle: Her blood sugar levels are through the roof!!! What have you been feeding her Edward?!?!?!
Edward: Uhm…. Some grapes….. from California….. happy grapes come from California, right? So I thought they would make Bella happy….. right?
Carlisle: N0oO0oO0o……. happy cows come from California, and has Bella never told you why she doesn't eat grapes?
Edward: N0oO0oO0o, and you never told me what a cannoli was…..
Carlisle: A cannoli is a delicious cheese filled Italian pastry!!!
Edward: how do you know that?
Carlisle: I just know these things, Edward…..
Edward: ohkaaaayyyy….. So why has Bella fainted!??!?!
Carlisle: See, Renee used to be very strict about candy when Bella was little, so if Bella wanted to get a sugar high, she would eat grapes, because they have lots of natural sugar in them.
Edward: ooohhh….. -looks down his shoes in shame-
Carlisle: yeah…. So you can just put her down on the couch for a little while….. you can wait until she wakes up, because I know you like to watch her… sleep… and stuff….. -looks at Edward strangely-
Edward: -reads Carlisle's thoughts-that boy sure has some weird hobbies -end of Carlisle's thoughts- uhm…. I am just going to go now……
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A/N: hahahahaha, it was a weird story, I know, but we are sugar high (on Cinnamon Toast Egos and Capri Sun) so yeeeahhh….. Uhm…… this is probably going to just turn into a series of one-shots….. Up Next: An Interview with Mike (on why everyone hates him so much)!!!