Hetalia doesn't belong to me, no copyright intended. This is my first fanfic so enjoy!
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Japan hadn't gotten drunk in...12? 13 years? He had his reasons (but really, could you imagine Japan drunk?), and he was always being pressured by England and France, and honestly he was tired of acting like an old man. He was 35! he should be living! So he decided to have a couple drinks...which eventually lead him to get drunk. And when Japan gets drunk, he gets drunk.
"France, I've never told you this, but your totallyawesome.."
Japan was on his 10th shot of hard Russian vodka, and slurring about 90% of his words. Now, dear reader, seeing Japan even slightly buzzed was amusing. But to see him falling drunkenly, slur his praising of France, and then try and hook up with the nearest bar stool? That was crap your pants hilarious.
"Japan! This is not how proper people behave aru!" China was the designated driver, and he was not having Japan puke in his giant manly SUV.
"China is right, Japan! This is not a college drinking game!" Whoa, when had Greece gotten here?
"Japan, this is not how you should be acting!" Greece was starting to worry. It was okay to let go once in a while but...this? Hopefully Japan would stop acting like a complete idiot and sober up.
" Awwww, Greece! Don't be such a dooooowwwwwnnnnneeerrrrrzzzz..." Japan said, mostly directing this little speech towards the wall.
Seeing his boyfriend in such a sorry state, Greece had to get him out of here. As he dragged a queasy Japan out to his car, Greece wondered when he would get his adorably stoic boyfriend back.