How Sasuke fell "in love" with Naruto
Summery: How Sasuke fell in love with naruto, how do you not get that people? Kthxbi
**NOTE** things in illatics are Sasuke's thoughts
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Adam: yo yo yo yo, Adam in the HIZ HOUSE!!!
Kathy: ur not a gangsta jerk!*fan girl squee*
Adam: OW! Please reframe from squeezing within 50 meters of me.
Kathy: …but it SASUKE!
Adam: ok, I'm dating a man and I'm not that crazy over him
Kathy: O_o …well you should be.
Adam: ok weeeeeeellll shall we get on with the fan fic or do you want to continue braking my eardrums?
Kathy: why yes I would enjoy breaking your eardrums, however I do not like tomatoes to the face, so yes we should move on
Adam: first smart thing I've heard you say all night. So on with the story then :3
One a rainy, dreary, dark, creepy…
Adam: JUST GET ON WITH IT!!
Kathy: shut up jerk!!!
One a rainy, dreary, dark, creepy night filled with dead things
"Okay good job team" says the porn liking mentor of Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura, formally known as Kakashi.
"Its time for lights out, head back to the bath house for a good night sleep. And uhh, don't mind moaning you hear from my room" he says in a smug remark with a twisted smile on his face.
"Wow that was easy, I can't believe they would send me, the future hokage, on such a simple mission" Naruto said as he yawned, then ran to catch up with Sakura.
FUUUUUCK! All that fighting made me horny for some reason. Sasuke thought to himself.
The three ninja's finally reached the bathhouse, and headed to their rooms. Sasuke, having the room farthest from the entrance, made his long journey down the hall, pass everyone else's room.
Ok so what are my options? Sasuke looked towards door number one to hear the high pitched voice of his team member, Sakura.
Well that's no help to me, she's a girl, damn…now that I think about it; she would make a hot guy…any ways…
And so he walked on, ignoring door number 2 as he had been told earlier. Kakashi was, in fact, getting laid
Well at one of us is getting some. Anyways, he's old and smelly
At this point, Sasuke was getting really desperate. He then look done the stair well to find a pack of fan girls, squeeing up at him as they caught a glimpse of his face. Many panties proceeded to be throw up at him at this time. He ran to say the least.
…I'll never be THAT desperate. I couldn't handle the squeeing
And so, without hope, he walked on to his room.
When he thought there was no chance in hell he was going to get laid that night, he heard it…Naruto.
Sasuke turned his head to face the door as he heard Naruto laughing at something on TV, probably something stupid like fruits basket.
Sasuke let out a hard sigh
Have I really come this low?
He looked down at the bulged in his pants
…yea I have
"Hey dobe…."
Adam: ahahahaha I love how our minds think
Kathy: yrly lol.
oh, btw, we do not hold the opinions of Sasuke, as in we love Fruits Basket
Aka, we love we Kyo, and Kyo 3 Yuki
Adam: *sigh*your hopeless
Kathy: damn straight
Adam: Weeeeell hoped you enjoyed our little fan fic, its our first, so go easy on us k?
Kathy: *in little girls voice* I like flamers, they taste yummy
THE END~!~!~!