Author's Note: Okay, so pretty much this is going to be a collection of snippets following my Mass Effect 1 team as they try to get along and save the Universe.
Warnings: OOC and Bad Humor.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. I would have put a lot more Humor and Character Development in.
Chapter 1: Not Very Good Timing.
Genre: Humor
Commander Shepard hit his helmet against the elevator door a few times, willing it to get to its destination NOW.
His two teammates were unaware of their leader's plight, seeing as they were the ones causing it.
Garrus Vakarian and Urdnot Wrex stood at his 8 and 4, arguing once again. Shepard appreciated them - really, he did - but sometimes he just wanted to put his head through a wall.
"But that makes no sense!"
"It doesn't have to make sense Turian!"
"Guys."
"But it seems redundant! Why would humans waste their time with that?"
"Guys!"
"Just because other humans have more leisure time then most of the ones we meet does not mean they spend it productively!"
"GUYS!"
The two aliens turned to look at the disgruntled human. Shepard sighed and rubbed the aching scar over his eye.
"I understand how important this discussion is, but can we finish talking about the latest Season of Earth Idol AFTER we find Dr. T'Soni?"