A poem detailing my relationship over the years with Rory.
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Rory-
You started off at the edge of my attention,
As he awkward kind-of boyfriend,
Of the Doctor's new companion,
The end.
Rory-
You sort-of tagged along behind,
Which was kinda cute, I guess,
Then you went and kinda died,
And I felt a little sadness.
Rory-
You came back from the dead,
And two thousand years, you waited,
Before wiggling yourself into my head,
You and I were surely fated.
Rory-
Oh, I like you very much,
You Last Centurion, you,
You badass death defying,
Perfect human, I love you.
Rory-
The dying is a running jest,
The awkwardness endearing,
I think I may be a little bit obsessed-
Oh god, someone help me.
Rory-
Oh, you perfect person,
Here, take my everything,
Take my love, and my obsession,
Don't ever change a thing.
Rory-
WHY DID YOU DIE, RORY?
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MY HEART?
I CAN'T EVEN FREAKING RHYME ANYMORE!
Rory-
Rory, Rory, Rory, Rory,
Rory, rory, rory, rory rory.
roryRORYRAWRYMYRAWRY
now i am dead because my rory is also dead