A/N: Does anyone remember the Amanda Show? You know, that show that came around after all the good shows on Nickelodeon were gone. That's right! The starting point for a century of crappy shows all over TV! The Amanda Show was the show you watched because All That was gone and you thought in the beginning it would be the same or even better. Don't worry, we were all that stupid once. Anyway, after you watched it once you kept watching even though the truth was THE SHOW SUCKED!!! So then, why did you keep watching? You've got it. It was Know Your Stars. Everyone remembers that segment of the show where someone 'famous' would sit in the chair and have the annoying voice tell lies about them. Not only did Know Your Stars give us a reason to watch, but it also made great material for Fanfictions! So, without further ado, here's Know Your Ninjas!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, The Amanda Show, or the idea for Know Your Stars.

"And now it's time for Know Your Ninjas..."

The spotlight shining over a chair in the center of the stage revealed a teenage boy with raven colored hair sitting there looking pissed as ever.

"Sasuke Uchiha..."

"Heh..."

"He wheres bra's under his clothes."

Sasuke's face reddened a little. "Pfft. Yea right. They know that's not true."

"Sasuke Uchiha...He tried to choke a puppy with a brick of solid gold."

"What the hell?!" Sasuke sighed. 'Stay calm.' He told himself. 'This is just a ninja mind trick.'

"Sasuke Uchiha...this is NOT just a ninja mind trick."

"AH! What the hell?! Who are you?!" Sasuke jumped up and grabbed a kunai as the audience burst into laughter. Sasuke backed away. "Who's laughing! Your little friends?!"

"Sasuke Uchiha...He eats dill pickles through his nose."

"That's impossible you stupid voice! Wait...I mean!" Sasuke shouted in frustration as the audience began laughing again. "AND STOP LAUGHING!!!"

"Sasuke Uchiha...He screwed his grandmother in a janitor's closet."

"What?! That's disgusting! Shut up you sick voice!!!"

-Meanwhile-

Itachi groaned following Naruto through what he would later find out was backstage for Know Your Ninja's. He sighed, "What the hell did you take me here for? I was in the middle of knitting hour."

Naruto put his fingers up to his lips. "Shhhh. Just watch." He whispered.

"Sasuke Uchiha," The voice said. "He stands naked in front of the mirror and licks himself."

"OH MY FUCKING GOD! YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!! THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE!!!"

Itachi burst out laughing.

Sasuke spun around. "So YOU'RE THE ONE BEHIND THIS!!!" Sasuke started running towards Itachi when suddenly the voice started talking again.

"Itachi Uchiha...He fed a kitten dynamite just to watch it explode."

Sasuke gasped. "YOU DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING!!!"

Itachi blushed. "That's not true!!!"

Sasuke gave him a look.

"It was a turtle okay! I don't like turtles..."

"This has been Know Your Ninjas...

Yes the first chapter was short but funny. R&R