Just a fun little story I'm doing because I have no life :D
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Wally huffed. How'd he get here? No, wait, he knew exactly how he got here.
He spotted a shadow around the corner, and he jumped to his feet.
"Hey! I know my rights! I am an American citizen! I fought a revolutionary-civil . . . uh-war for those rights!"
"Oh, pipe down, prisoner 123," Artemis rounded the corner. She stood with Dick, Megan, and Connor.
"Dude, why is the police department holding you?" Dick asked.
"It's a long story," he rubbed the back of his neck.
"Not like you're going anywhere," Artemis scoffed.
"Here's how it went down . . ."
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Wally walked down the buzzing streets, dodging rushing people with ease. He looked across the street, spotting his intended destination.
Al's Adult Movies and More.
He grinned from ear to ear, as he looked for the nearest crosswalk. It was a good ways off. A distance he really didn't want to walk. Sure, he had super speed, but he couldn't risk it. Being Wally West was so boring sometimes. He couldn't go in there as Kid Flash and have someone spot him.
He could see the headlines now . . .
Kid Flash: Hero or Horny?
He had a rep to uphold. He had to get in and get out quickly. He couldn't wait for a bunch of cars to stop. Suddenly, he saw a brief opening and decided it was now or never.
He swiftly crossed, dodging most cars, but one came to a skidding halt just in time.
"Watch it, bub!" Wally hit the hood of the car. He turned away to silently shrieked and hold his hand.
"Get out the way, bozo!"
"You need to stop driving like a maniac!"
"Watch out or next time you won't be so lucky."
"Ah, shove it up your-"
"Hey!"
Crap! The po-po! He had two options:
'Officer, did I do something wrong?'
Or. . .
Run like all hell had been unleashed.
Wally bolted down the sidewalk. The policeman chased after him, but there was a large group of elderly ladies speed walking.
He ran through them, desperately trying to dodge any one he might run over. "Sorry ladies! See you on Monday!"
He ran in an alley, and pressed himself against the side of a building. Luckily for him, the officer ran by. He doubled back, and went to Al's.
He let out a breath of relief as he took in all the glorious movies. A mischievous grin spread across his face. After debating whether to pick blonde or brunette, he walked to the counter.
"Did you find everything you were looking for?" The bored young man asked. Wally nodded. This wasn't the person that usually worked here.
"Uh, these are rated R. Can I see an id?"
"It's an adult movies store, everything is rated R!" He exclaimed exasperatedly.
"I can't sell you these."
Wally smoothly opened his wallet, and pulled something out.
"How about now?" He slid it across the counter, and looked away.
"Are you trying to bribe an Al's Adult Movies and More official with a McDonald's coupon?"
"Crap, I need that," he fumbled with his wallet. "What flavor Boba will it take for all this to go away?"
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave," the man sighed.
"Come on, man . . ."
"If we have a children's section shipped to us, you'll be the first to know." He assured him sardonically.
"You do see the stache coming in, right?"
The same policeman walked by, and the clerk gestured him in.
"Well, look who it is . . ."
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"So then they brought you here?" Dick asked.
"No, I made another run for it, then he caught me, then I pantsed him. Then I ran and got caught again. And here I am."
"Wow." Megan mumbled.
"I know . . ." Dick mumbled. "You shop at Al's too?"
Everyone looked at him, and he cleared his throat awkwardly.
"What? I just go for the more, I don't go for the movies."
"What is it going to take to get me out of here?" Wally interrupted.
"Guess we have to pay the bail," Dick shrugged.
"How much is it?"
Connor went to the officer, and came back a few moments later.
"Two-hundred dollars."
"Did he say it has to be American dollars?" Wally randomly asked.
"Well, they aren't going to take a Canadian loonie," Artemis rolled her eyes.
"Dang it," he emptied the gold currency from his pocket.
"What? Why—never mind."
"I'm getting out of here," Wally decided, and put his hands on the bars.
"There are cameras," Dick mumbled.
"Megan . . ."
"Sorry, Wally, but it's a little risky."
"Wow. Who knew people's true character shows when you're in prison?" He huffed.
"I'll call your parents," Dick got his phone out.
"Dude, I'm going to get in trouble."
"You were shopping at Al's Adult Movies! You should get in trouble," Artemis declared.
"I'll fix this myself. I want my one phone call," Wally shouted.
Once he was on the phone, he pressed a familiar number for when he needed money.
"Ollie, my man . . ."
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