My first fanfiction. This is just a random concept I thought of and decided that it'd be great to write about. I'm kinda at loss about the ratings though. The action is pretty much T-friendly, but are Nazis considered "adult themes"?

Fairly Odd Parents is owned by Nickelodeon and created by Butch Hartman.

CHAPTER 1: INVASION

It all started in Anti-fairy world where Foop was just minding his own business until he was bothered once again by the anti-fairy council.

"Look at the condition our world is in right now! Where's the chaos you're supposed to bring? You disappoint us, Foop. GET BACK OUT THERE AND RAISE SOME LUMPS, BOY!" demanded the anti-fairy council furiously.

"Alright, alright. No need to get all cranky. I'll just see what I have in here." said Foop as he pulled out a drawer labeled "evil plans". He then shuffles through the files which were arranged in alphabetical order.

"Gosh! There has to be a scheme of which I haven't tried yet." said Foop as he searches through file after file getting more and more frustrated. "AH HA! PLAN Z!"

Foop pulled out a file with the letter Z and proceeded to read it.

"Oh yes! Oh ho ho ho… I've hit jackpot! A foolproof plan not even Timmy Turner and his friends could foil!" Foop then stuck out his tongue and drooled like he's reading something his dad would read. "SWEET BABY JESUS OH YES!"

The anti-fairy council just looked at each other, speechless and confused.

"I'm getting goosebumps! This is truly diabolical! Pure evil! Oh Timmy, I'd like to see how you are able to foil this one! Bwahahahahahaha!"

We then cut to see Timmy, Chloe, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof and Sparky all in the Fairy world mall.

"So glad we could all come here. The whole family." said Timmy.

"I don't think I've ever met your talking dog Sparky until now, Timmy. Why's that?" asked Chloe.

"I don't know, Chloe. I swear he still exists when I met you." replied Jimmy. Both of them then fixated their eyes on Wanda.

"Don't look at me, I don't know either, sport. That is fairly odd." said Wanda.

"BA DUM TSS" A rimshot was heard from a drum set played by Poof.

"Well guys, I'm sure they know why." said Cosmo as he gave a stern look at the Nickelodeon watermark logo in the corner. "I got my eye on you!" added Cosmo as he popped out his eye to look at the logo.

Everyone else just looked back at Sparky.

"Why are you guys looking at me funny?" asked Sparky.

"Nothing." said Wanda as all of them looked back at the direction they're walking towards to avoid further suspicion.

Suddenly, screams were heard and a group of fairies flew past Timmy and his friends in panic.

"What's up with them?" asked Chloe.

"Must be another one of those steep discount sales, people can rarely resist bargains." answered Timmy while the rest of the group except for Poof and Cosmo nodded in agreement.

"Um, I'm not so sure about that, guys." said Poof in a nervous tone while pointing in the forward direction.

A horde of zombie-like creatures came into view. Their skin was pale white with bruises and scars, their eyes were yellow and glowing and they were wearing torn up WW2 German uniforms. They all had melee weapons of sort in their hands, ranging from shovels to spoons, except for a few who were holding up flags with Swastikas on them. A few fairies can be seen trying to fight off or run away from the Nazi zombies but ultimately failing.

"HOLY HECK!" shouted Sparky.

"I hope this is just some WW2 reenactment, but then again I don't remember reading about this in the textbooks." said Chloe nervously.

"This isn't the best time to be nerdy, Chloe." replied Timmy.

"Oh no. I have a bad feeling about this. Quick! Hide in here!" said Wanda as she kick opened the door of a closed store right next to the group.

The group all ran inside, except for Cosmo, who was still keeping a close eye at the Nickelodeon logo.

"Come on, dad!" shouted Poof as he pulled Cosmo into the store before they were spotted by the zombies that were headed towards their direction.

In just less than a minute, the hallway outside is now packed with Nazi zombies. Timmy and the rest of the group were hiding behind the counter.

"What exactly is happening out there?" asked Timmy.

"They're Nazi zombies, sport." answered Wanda.

"Dead Nazis from WW2 who are brought back to life by dark magic from the depths of hell! Oooh spooky~" Cosmo added.

"How do you guys know so much about this?" asked Chloe.

"We're fairies, Chloe, we know a lot about all kinds of Magic, including dark magic." said Wanda.

"Hey guys, look what I found, maybe this'll tell us what's happening." said Sparky as he pulled out a radio.

Poof dialed the frequency knob until the noise from the radio is something other than static.

"This is a national emergency! Fairy World is overrun by Nazi zombies! Stay indoors,barricade your windows, and pray for a miracle!"

The radio is now back to playing static.

"We gotta get outta here!" said Timmy. "I wish we are back in Dimmsdale!"

Wanda and Cosmo raised their wands to grant the wish but it didn't work. The wand turned dark and withered like usual when wishes can't get granted.

"Why won't it work?" asked Chloe in panic.

"The high demonic presence here is interfering with fairy magic. Dark magic is the most powerful of all magic, so I'm not surprised." answered Wanda while Cosmo was shaking his wand, hoping that it would work. "Work, darn it! GAH!" Cosmo was grinding his teeth while biting on the handle of his wand.

"What are we going to do now?" asked Poof.

"We gotta find Jorgen," said Wanda. "He'll know what to do."

"And go back out there? Are you crazy?" said Sparky.

"I guess we have no choice. We gotta fight our way to Jorgen." said Timmy bravely.

"But how?" cried Chloe.

"You know, sport, our wands don't work, but we still have some magic left to do some basic shape-shifting." said Wanda as both Cosmo and her poofed into green and pink fully loaded assault rifles into Timmy and Chloe's hands respectively.

"We don't know how to use guns!" Chloe whined.

"No, it's just you, Chloe. I guess playing violent video games that are way out of my age range all the time finally paid off." said Timmy as he aimed down the rifle. "We're gonna kick some Nazi butts!"

"If that's how we're gonna play it, then allow me to get prepped. So, if you'll excuse me..." said Sparky as he took off his set of teeth and replaced it with a set of large and sharp teeth from his pocket.

"Hey guys, I wanna join in on the carnage too!" said Poof as he poofed into a grenade launcher attachment onto Timmy's gun/Cosmo.

"Nice!" said Timmy. "So how are you doing, Chloe?"

"What?" Chloe turned around with her rifle pointing in front of her. Timmy quickly ducked out of Chloe's crosshair. "Hey! Watch where you point that thing!"

"Sorry, Timmy. I'm still getting used to this."

"No worries, Chloe, just follow my lead." said Timmy as he tip-toed to the door. "Ready, guys?"

"Yep."

"Uh huh."

"Absolutely."

"I guess."

"Heck yeah!"

Timmy pushed open the door without hesitation with Chloe and Sparky right next to him, Cosmo and Wanda ready to fire. All the Nazi zombies in the area including the fairies who were being beaten up to near death looked at group ominously.

Timmy held his assault rifle in a hip firing position and looked Chloe one more time. "Shoot them till' they don't get back up."

With that said, Timmy pulled the trigger without letting go, just as the zombies were about to charge right at them. The zombies in front of Timmy fell like Dominoes. "Ahahahaha Timmy, that tickles!" Cosmo laughed.

Sparky growled like a wild predator and leaped from zombie to zombie, killing each of them by swiftly biting their necks. Some even had their heads come off and sprayed black blood everywhere like a fountain.

"Cover my back, Chloe!" shouted Timmy.

Chloe ran behind Timmy, facing away from him, shooting at the Nazi zombies charging at them. The more zombies she shot the more blood splattered on her. "Ew! Yuck!"

"Just keep shooting, Chloe!" said Wanda.

"Gah! I'm out of ammo! Where did the bullets come from, anyway?" asked Chloe urgently.

"Well, you just reach into here and…" replied Timmy as he put his hand behind his ear and pulled out a magazine.

"How did you…" Chloe repeated Timmy's actions and ended up with a magazine in her hand as well. "Wow."

"There's too many of them!" cried Wanda. "There! Into the emergency stairwell!" yelled Timmy as he pointed towards a fire exit, which was a door with a glass panel as well as an exit sign on top of it.

In the distance, Sparky was being held down by a bunch of Nazi zombies. Timmy aimed down his sights to try and shoot the zombies restraining Sparky.

The zombies' heads were blown clean off. "Hey, thanks!" Sparky expressed gratitude.

"But I didn't…" Timmy looked at his own gun in confusion.

"Nice shot, Chloe!"

Timmy turned around to see Chloe being the one who helped Sparky.

"Oh. Uhh...keep it up, I guess."

Chloe blushed a bit before getting back to shooting the zombies.

As they approached the door leading to the emergency stairwell, Timmy held his gun backwards and used the stock of the gun to break the glass and unlock the door from the other side. "OUCH!" yelled Cosmo. Sparky quickly followed Timmy inside.

"GAH!" a screamed was heard from behind.

Chloe was being grabbed by the zombies with one trying to pry Wanda out of Chloe's hand.

"Do something, Timmy!" Wanda shouted, still in gun form.

Timmy looked at Poof, who was the grenade launcher attachment and grinned. "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

Timmy shot a projectile right into the middle of the horde, with the blast big enough to kill the zombies grabbing Chloe and Wanda but not big enough to harm the both of them.

Chloe quickly got back up on her feet, picked up Wanda and dashed straight at the fire exit to reunite with the rest of the gang.

"Talk about a close shave! Literally! Ahahaha!" Cosmo laughed hysterically while seeing bits of Chloe's hair gone from the blast, with both him and Poof turning back to fairy form.

"Yikes!" Chloe looked up and put out the small fire on her hair in panic.

"I'm just glad we all made it." said Sparky.

"Yeah, that was a rough ride." Poof added.

"It's a bit early to celebrate, sport." said Wanda, now in fairy form as well.

The group looked down the stairs to see Nazi zombies running up.

"Oh, gimme a break!" Timmy whined.

They all ran up to the roof with Poof locking the door behind them. "That should keep them back."

The group walked to the edge of the roof, seeing Fairy world in total chaos. The sky was dark orange, high rises were burning, houses were demolished and the streets filled with mass panic. They can see tanks, attack helicopters and fairies wearing military uniforms fighting off huge armies of armed Nazi Zombies.

"Holy smokes." said Sparky.

"That's a lot of Nazis, are all Nazis who died in WW2 resurrected?" asked Chloe in concern.

Wanda answered Chloe. "Yeah, all of them, including…"

"No way…" Timmy gulped.

"Yeah, Adolf Hitler himself too!" said Cosmo cheerfully, being oblivious.

"Oh no." The rest of the group where horrified.

Back to Foop, who was eagerly waiting for something while in the company of heavily armed Nazi zombies carrying mp40s and Karbiners. He was looking at a pentagon drawn on the ground with lit candles around it in utter excitement.

"If all that whacky demonic spell chanting was correct, the next Nazi to be resurrected is…"

The pentagon on the ground glowed.

'Oh boy, this is it! I can't wait any longer!"

A figure rose from the pentagon. He has the characteristics of any other Nazi zombie, pale white skin, yellow glowing eyes and so on. This particular zombie however sported a distinctive toothbrush mustache, had a bullet hole on his forehead and he wore a suit.

Foop gasped.

"M..m...m...mein führer!"

And there we have it, chapter 1. So uhh, give feedback and support? Review, favorite and follow? Is that what they all say? I will start writing on Chapter 2 as soon as I see anyone interested in this story.