Ok I have done it again. I asked the characters this question so read what they have said. Please R&R Thank You xxx
Bella Swan – Did you know Edward prefers Brunettes. So back off Tanya
Edward Cullen – Did someone push them? My life has ended I was supposed to save them. I'm going to the Volturi.
Carlisle Cullen – Newborns, foolish vampires.
Esme Cullen – Oh dear, are they ok? Do they want to come round.
Alice Cullen – Which one was better dressed? Now that's the question that should be asked here.
Rosalie Hale – Bet she wasn't a natural blonde. Unlike me.
Jasper Hale – Maybe if I make them feel like they aren't falling then they might not scream and then I can drink their blood and say they died when they fell. No one will ever know.
Emmett Cullen – Aww I wanna race them down a building. Will they do it again?
Jacob Black – Haha I'm so gonna tell this joke to Rosalie. Hey Rosie have you heard this one?
Charlie Swan – Two girls fell off a building? Oh I'm gonna have to get my men on this one.
James – Two snacks this time. Is it my birthday?
Laurent – Oh be careful of these girls, you don't know what they are capable of.
Victoria - *just runs around headless*
Riley Biers – More Newborns. Excellent.
Renesmee Cullen -
Seth Clearwater – Two ladies? Well its my lucky day
Leah Clearwater – Why is it always woman in the jokes? Men are just as stupid.
Alec – If I cut off their senses then they wont know will they?
Aro – If any of them survive let me know. They could be handy to us.
Marcus – For god sake Aro their human, stop trying to get everyone to join the Volturi.
Caius – Yeah! What Marcus said.
Jane – The Brunette. If I have my way
Felix – What shall we do Felix?
Demetri – .Girls.
Billy Black – Where's Jacob? Maybe he can imprint of one of them instead of waiting for Nessie
Rene Dwyer – OMG! Its not Bella is it? Bella I want you to come to Florida.
Sam – Are they stupid? You cliff dive off of a cliff not a building.
Emily – Do they want Muffins?