Hey this is not a chapter to the story this is my disclaimer with a few a/n's thrown in. I don't own Naruto for if I did the show wouldn't be on tv, cuz it would suck TT. now with that out of the way. I would just like to say right now that I love all of the characters on Naruto, but this is a crack fic series so everyone is gonna get made fun of sooner or later. Also me and my COMPLETEY SANE not friends shall show up in the stories. Grammar shall disappear. Please don't flame if I have insulted a favorite character of yours for that was the point. I now applaud you for having made this far and reading my disclaimer. The stories shall start in the next chapter. note this will be my first more than one chapter story, oh ya all of the stories are rather short sry.

Cherries