"Tech, what have you done now" Ace asked irately.
"It's my new Porta-Lab!" Tech cried proudly
"Go-on. Let's-see-it-then" Rev persisted
"Ah...its not built yet." Tech added, reluctantly.
"So there isn't a Porta-Lab." Ace said, confused and rather miffed.
"Well, its almost done." Tech said, regaining some composure.
"Okay, then-why-do-you-need-us?" Rev asked
"I need you two to help me finish it." Tech said, slightly dreading the response
Rev's jaw dropped and his arms fell to the floor. "But-Tech! I've-just-dealt-with-that-goo-monster! It's-my-break!" He looked up at his boyfriend in disbelief, who was fumbling with the laboratory door.
Finally getting it open, Tech lead his teammates in. The room had a drawing board which schematics for the ship and a large blue tarpaulin matt they would build it on. At the sides were the spare parts they were allowed to use.
Eventually they started work.
Not five minuets had passed and Ace decided to play a prank on Rev. He got himself a glass and filled it halfway with water.
He then went over to Rev. "You see this glass of water?" He showed him and Rev nodded.
"It's half empty." Ace said with a smirk, knowing Rev's reaction
"It's-half-full!" Rev cried
"The glass is too big." Said Tech from over their shoulder.
Ace huffed. "Naw, Tech, your just a... I dunno really..."
Ace then noticed Tech's bike "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?" He asked
"Well," replied Tech, "I was walking back to the HQ the other day when this young lady rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'"
"Good choice," said Ace, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
"Well..." Started Tech "...they fit reasonably well..."
Tech was up a ladder and had noticed one of the main hull panels was too large and needed a saw to cut it to size. He saw Rev on the ground and yelled down to him, but Rev couldn't hear him so Tech used hand signals. He pointed to himself, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "saw".
Rev nodded, then dropped his trousers and began to masturbate.
Tech ran down the ladder and shouted out, ''What are you doing Rev!? I was saying that I needed a saw!''
Rev looked Tech and said, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
An hour and a half went by, in which time the Porta-Lab was almost complete, except for one slight issue.
"It doesn't start." Tech moaned.
"Have-you-tried-turning-it-off-and-on-again?" Rev suggested.
"That only works on computers." Tech sighed.
"So what can we do?" Ace asked
Tech replied; "Open the door to the engineering section and look inside. Adopt a puzzled expression and shake your head slowly ..."
It was getting rather hot in the lab, the thermostat had been climbing all day, but now seemed to be near the height of the heatwave.
"Can-we-turn-the-air-con-on?" Rev asked.
"I wish, Duck's got his new Justin Bieber CD and he's hogging all the damn power to run his stereo. I was halfway through "Unleashed in the East" and the record player shuts down 'cos Duck is a Beliber or whatever." moaned Tech.
Rev groaned and kicked the air-con unit. Tech was starring out the window at the beach.
"Look at all those hunky raccoon's we could be shaggin'." Tech said, peering longingly out of the window.
"It's your fault we have to stay in here anyway, we could be out shagging, but nope, we have to help the brain box with a boner build a porta-lab." Ace moaned.
Tech took his gloves off. "I guess we should just have a break."
So, can Tech, Rev and Ace fix the ship, or will they just have massive amounts of sex?
Well, considering I'm writing it... I think it's quite easy to estimate