Garfield: Re-enter the Fury
Garfield awoke like normal and walked into the living room. Garfield stared at picture of him punching Prince Harry in the heart with nostalgia. It had been two years since that day.
Ever since that day there seemed to be nothing new or interesting to do but attend bars for fight and drink or eat lasagna.
The house shook and the chair Garfield sat on broke from vibrations. "What is this racket?" Garfield said with wondering.
Then the front door got kicked down by skeleton wearing a viking helmet wielding a battle-axe.
"ALL SALUTE THE SKOOLATOON ARMADA" it said with robot monotone as it swung it's battle-axe for slashing.
Garfield ducked and ran to the skeleton and threw a punch at it for hitting, but Garfield missed.
The skeleton proceeded to slam the flat end of its axe into Garfield and knocking him out.
Jon Arbuckle walked in and quickly ran as he saw the skeleton had knocked out Garfield. Jon Arbuckle ran far from the house with feet of running.
Garfield awoke with the house on fire and quickly ran outside. The neighborhood was in ruins.
"Those skeleton freaks will pay for messing up my hood!" Garfield said with anger.
Garfield realized that all his manly skills had deteriorated in the years he had gone without doing anything.
Two tiny toy skeletons walked out from underneath some rubble and started laughing and pointing at Garfield. Garfield ran up to one and punted it with anger, shattering it. The other toy skeleton flailed at Garfield and scratched his knee. Garfield punched the last toy skeleton with fists of basicness, and it shattered.
Garfield obtained new weapon: Basic Fist
Garfield ran down the road until he got tired and had to stop. He found a perfectly intact soda machine and got a soda, drinking it and restoring his energy.
Garfield turned around and then a skeleton popped out. The skeleton was just a basic skeleton.
Garfield ran up to the skeleton with fists of basicness, but missed when he tried to hit the skeleton. The skeleton kicked Garfield in the face and he flew backwards, landing on his stomach. He got up and guarded when the skeleton tried another kick, and easily deflected it's foot of kicking. Garfield then grabbed its leg and pulled on it, detaching it. The skeleton then fell over and shattered. "WAHAHA!" it screamed out before shattering.
"Guess he was just dusty bones after all" Garfield Quipped as he got another soda to replenish his energy.
Garfield continued down the road of ruin until some skeletons zoomed by him on his red corvette. One of them laughed and shot Nerf darts at Garfield from the corvette and one of them hit Garfield, forcing him to sit down.
"Hey, get your dusty bones out of my ride!" Garfield shouted as he ran after them. Garfield grabbed a skateboard and pursued them in high speed chase.
"HA. HA. HA." the skeletons said with laughing as they threw tin cans at Garfield. Garfield punched most of them out of his way, but a few hit him, giving him minor cuts and bruises. Garfield got close to the corvette, and the skeletons leaped out at him wielding foam swords, but Garfield dodged him with speed and hopped on the back of his red corvette.
A skeleton with a leather jacket armed with a magnum jumped out of the front hood of the red corvette. He shot two bullets into the sky, shaped like skulls. The skulls sprouted wings and flew down to the sides of the red corvette. They flew at Garfield but he hit them both, de-winging them and they promptly fell into the road and broke. The car suddenly turned to the right onto a new street, and Garfield held on to the back bumper with determination. The greaser skeleton on the front hood danced around keeping its balance, and shot bullets wildly. Two more skulls flew down from the sky, and Garfield balanced himself on the trunk again. One skull flew at Garfield, but he punched it, sending it to the road. The other skull screamed at Garfield, making him less defensive than normal. Garfield picked up one of the tin cans in the back of the car, and threw it at the skull. It lost one if it's wings and crashed into the greaser skeleton, which danced around to keep its balance. It shot wildly again, another bat skull was produced and one of the skulls fell behind the car, exploding propelling it forward. It flew at Garfield, who was less on-guard than normal, who got knocked to the back bumper. He jumped back onto the trunk and punched the bat with fists of basicness. It flew at the greaser skeleton and hit it directly in the ribcage. It spun around and it shattered, the skull flying into the front seat.
"A gun could never hit a man as fast as me" Garfield said with pride as he got his car keys out from the skull of the greaser skeleton.
Garfield stopped his red corvette before it crashed into the road ahead, filled with rubble and debris. Garfield saw skeletons approaching in the rear view mirror.
"Looks like someone needs to learn the rules of the road" Garfield Quipped as he put his red corvette in reverse and shattered all the skeletons. Garfield then proceeded to drive out of town in his red corvette, while skeletons remained behind, flailing their limbs and smashing things.
Garfield got a new weapon: Fist of Stone
AN: Made as a continuation of a certain fanfiction from long ago!
This was wrote with keyboard of typing! Author writing style attempted to be preserved, excuse any inaccuracy. Emphasis put on fighting scenes for fun. RPG elements: soda restores HP, the skull bats casted debuffs, Garfield finds new fists, he also gradually got slightly stronger throughout the course of this chapter.