Gilbird x Mr Puffin OTP (ULTIMATE CRACK)

by Staticcat

I found something that i wrote in the middle of Bio last year, and for some reason i thought it would be a good idea to post it... (yeah, no.) Somewhat based on the style of stories by JULIE-SU LOVES YOU and nakedcookedturkeystripper123. Rated T for violence, though its not that graphic. There is also no shipping whatsoever. (Note: *I WILL BE POSTING ACTUAL STORIES SOON. CALM.*)

Once upon a time, there was a puffin. His name was Mr. Puffin. He was a biology teacher. When you draw him on your math test you would remember everything because logic?! xD

But Mr. Puffin was forced to live in the classroom ever since Iceland kicked him out and he was stolen by the creepy biology teacher guy. the real biology teacher put a biometric lock on Mr. Puffin so he can't leave, because what?! because biometrics.

One day Prussia (prushu) ran into the classroom shouting "MARUKAITE KOTORI, ITSUNO MA NI KOTORI," then he realized that google drive knew Japanese syntax but not words. Mr. Puffin had taught him well and gilbird became jealous.

Then Gilbird burst into the classroom shouting "PIYO! PIYO! PIYO!" in his bird voice.

But alas, Mr. Puffin was unfazed and glanced at the yellow dude with sad eyes.

"yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah whaddaya want!?"

Gilbird was angry af and accosted Mr. Puffin with the death star.

"PIYOPIYOPIYOPIYO YOU STOLE PRUSHU FROM ME. HOW DARE!"

Mr. Puffin smirked and began laughing.

"He didn't leave you, he's just trapped in the closet."

"Can you get him to come out?"

"No. He's never coming out to you."

then Gilbird screeched and tried to fly out the door but was impaled on a fencepost for some reason.

Mr Puffin shook his head disapprovingly and went back to grading papers.