Just something amusing I wrote, after finding out that NBC had dropped Merlin. I know that it's a little late, but I still find it humerous.
I don't own Merlin. If I did, I would be making millions by making a movie!
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Merlin: You guys are never gonna believe this!
Morgana: What?
Merlin: NBC canceled us!
Morgana: WHAT!
Arthur: *sigh* Merlin, always jumping to conclusions. We're not canceled. We're simply being moved to SyFy.
Merlin: Oh.
Gwen: What, we're not good enough for NBC?
Arthur: Well, I guess Americans just didn't like seeing British actors on American television.
Gwen: They like PBS programs like "Doc Martin", and "As Time Goes By"
Arthur: Well, yes. But that's because that's on PBS. Did you know that Merlin was the first British series to air in America on something other then PBS and BBC America in 30 years?
Merlin: Oh, shut up Arthur. No one cares about your stupid facts about the world.
Morgana: Tough talk coming from the guy that had to have people explain what practically everything in your script meant!
Merlin: Hey! Some of those words are hard!
Gwen: Oh, you mean big words like "Intellectual" and "Brilliance?"
Arthur: Ya, Merlin, Why did they choose you to play the intelligent one? You have less knowledge then a pair of toothpicks.
Merlin: Hey, I am very Inletectual!
*Silence*
Uther: What's all this yelling about?
Gwen: We just found out that NBC has canceled us.
Uther: What! B-but what about my fan girls!
*Silence*
Arthur: You're what!
Uther: My fan girls, you know those girls that run around screaming you name and making Tee-shirts with your face on them…
Merlin: They have Tee-Shirts with your face on them!
Gwen: Eww! That's gonna haunt me in my nightmares.
Uther: Shut up Gwen. I don't see you with any fans.
Gwen: I have fans!
Arthur/Merlin/Uther: You do!
Gwen: Sure I do…Somewhere…
Merlin: Well, I have the most fan girls. Heck people love me so much; they have Shirts that say "I'm in a relationship with Merlin's ears"
Arthur: So what. People have clips of me with my shirt off, which they put into slow motion and watch for hours!
Morgana: *Snicker* you mean looking at the abs double you had do those scenes for you?
*Laughter all around*
Arthur: That was because of…something else! My abs are great!
Gwen: *Snort* You have the abs of a school girl!
Arthur: I do not! Besides. It's better then having a voice double for myself…Meeerlin!
Merlin: *Grinds teeth*
Uther: Ha! Well you can't blame them. Merlin sounds like a little girl.
Morgana: *Laugh* One that just got her dolly taken away!
Merlin: Shut up! How'd we get on this conversation anyways!
Arthur: Something about fan-girls…
Nimueh: You'll never believe what I just heard!
Gwen: Ya, Ya. We're being moved to SyFy we know!
Nimueh: No! Part 2 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow is coming out, and their sold out of tickets!
All: Nooooooo!
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