Author's Note:
Hey Guys! Welcome to my little project! If you read the title then yes it is that. This idea came from someone on Spacebattles named dwennon. The story format, the one shot type story, and etc. dwennon thought of it. Please read it, the original is titled Things Shipgirls no longer allowed to do. If you like Kantai Collection please check it out. CV12Hornet is the one writing and putting it in
I love dwennon's idea. So I ask for his/her permission if I can borrow his/her idea, and he/she said yes! So here we are.
Disclaimer: The idea and everything was though out by dwennon. None of the idea came from me; I only changed it from Kantai to Fire Emblem. Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo.
Law 1: By the tactician's decree, you are to stop joking about Eliwood and Durandal. It's getting old. Yes, I am talking about you Hector.
-Ostia-
"Hey, Eliwood!" Hector called out to the red haired Lord who was practicing his swordsmanship. "Hector, what brings you here? Are you going to practice?" Eliwood gave his friend a smile. "No, it's just that. Are you compensating? Durandal is so big." Hector choked, trying to hold in his laughter. Eliwood only sighed. "Hector, that joke is getting old."
"Sorry, I can't help myself, whenever I saw you holding that big ass sword." Hector never finished because he was too busy laughing his ass out. "I shall leave you too that, see you later Hector." Eliwood walks away leaving a laughing Hector behind.
-Next Day-
-Castle Ostia Courtyard-
"So! How was your date with your wife?" Hector asked, he along with Lyn, Eliwood and Mark where having a picnic outside. "It was great, we went for a walk, and then I brought her to a local restaurant."
"So? Did you use your Durandal on Ninian?" Lyn did a spit take covering an unsuspecting Mark with water and Mark for her part ignored it, she was too busy choking on her food. Eliwood was as bright as the fire from Athos's Forblaze. "Hector?!" Eliwood exclaimed aghast at what his best friend said. For Hector's part he was laughing so hard, his face was blue. "There's a dark humor there somewhere Hector." Lyn said passing a glass of water to a blue faced Mark. "Your face! You should have seen it."
"Hector, really, you're a married man. Don't make jokes like that about your friend." Mark said, when she can finally breathe, dabbing her face with a handkerchief, a worried Lyn patting her back. "Or Lyn's going to divorce you."
Hector didn't answer, "Not so funny now." Mark said, with a smirk. "Let's just continue our picnic please. Mark only visits once every month."
But Hector was relentless; he still kept on joking about Durandal. Eliwood talking to Marcus he jokes, Eliwood taking a walk he jokes, Eliwood taking a bath he jokes, Eliwood relieving himself in the bathroom he jokes (The heck Hector!) Finally Eliwood snapped. Yes, kind hearted Eliwood snapped. "I have been putting up with it for days! But no more!"
"Hey, Eliwoo-" Hector never finished his sentence. He falls on his front, sporting an orange sized bump on his head. Behind him was Eliwood, Durandal in hand, looking smug. Off in the distance Lyn saw the event that happened. "Maybe we should've sealed that sword," Lyn said, realization dawns on her face. "We should have done that from the beginning." With a sigh, she walks out.
End Note:
And Chapter 1 is done! Thank you for reading. You can pass your own Laws so I can write it. Or you can pass a law and you write it! PM it to me, and I'll post it, and named the one who pass the law and who wrote it.