Disclaimer: sadly enough...wait. Oh right. I know I didn't have any characters or whatever from Les Mis, but the tune is still from the musical. so, sadly, I do not own the musical. However, I do own my plot.

Do You Hear The People Eat?

(To The Tune of 'Do You Hear The People Sing' from Les Miserables(accent on the e of course))

Dedicated to: Robynne, otherwise known as a certain Phantom Freek. XD! XD!

Thanks to Scout Girl who I believe BETA'D this!!

enjoy.

.Skyper.


Do you hear the people eat?

Smacking their lips and munching hard

It is the music of your friends who'd eat you than rather starve

When the noise of clicking teeth

Meets the pounding of your ears

You will know that you're experiencing your worst fears.

Will you fight the right to live?

Will you kick 'em nice an' hard?

Will you run to get a milkshake?

Will you throw at them some lard?

Your body and result of your actions shall be yours to guard!

Do you see the people eat?

Eating the lard that you threw

Though I'm afraid to tell you that your wig's slightly askew

Betcha glad that you survived

Betcha glad that you're alive!

'Cause we'll be glad to have you back so you can die!


Hope y'all enjoyed! I had fun doing this crazy, and slightly weird song.