Authors note: Hi! Okay, so this is my first fan fic on fanfic (I never thought my first published fic would be an SVU Dani basher).
Summary: Dani Basher song fic to the theme of London Bridge is Falling Down. Enjoy!!
Elliot is a big fat ho,
Big fat ho,
Big fat ho,
Big fat ho,
Elliot is a big fat ho,
But that's okay.
We saw it from a mile away,
A mile away,
A mile away,
A mile away,
We saw it from a mile away,
That Dani liked him.
Elliot kissed Dani,
Kissed Dani,
Kissed Dani,
Kissed Dani,
Elliot kissed Dani,
Because he thought it was Olivia. (I hope)
I don't see why because Dani's really, really ugly,
Really, really ugly,
Really, really ugly
Really, really ugly
I don't see why because Dani's really, really ugly,
She's a stupid blond.
Olivia wants him back,
wants him back,
wants him back,
wants him back,
Olivia wants him back,
Dani should die.
E/O fans are gonna scream and shout,
Scream and shout,
Scream and shout,
Scream and shout,
E/O Fans are gonna scream and shout,
Until Dani's taken out.
Liv's gonna taker her out,
taker her out,
taker her out,
taker her out,
Liv's gonna taker her out,
With her awesome gun skills!!
E/O fans are gonna hurt the producers
hurt the producers
hurt the producers
hurt the producers
E/O fans are gonna hurt the producers,
For putting Dani in.
Dani's gonna be no more,
Be no more,
Be no more,
Be no more,
Dani's gonna be no more,
Aint missing that stupid whore.
Okay so there you go Dani bashers, my work here is done…Kinda cheap but who cares!!!
Review!!!