Me: Yes I know that I haven't completed one story yet. But I have to do this one because it keeps nagging at me.
Tala: You could just ignore it like you ignore us half them time.
Me:(Ignores Tala) So anyways. Without further delay. Here's 'Life of a psychotic red-head'
Tala: (sigh) The Fallen Angel does not own Beyblade or any of it's characters. She only owns any unrecognizable characters and the plot.
"Tala. Wake up"
"Ungh?" was the first word out of my mouth. Not a very intelligent word but human language none the less, hopefully.
"No, not ungh, get up now" said Yang roughly shaking me.
This is Yang. My best friend since the age of two and basically the person who takes care of me. She's here because, and I quote, she "wants to make sure that the great and almighty Tala Ivanov does not drown in a puddle of his own drool". She decided to appoint herself this task when I ran into a couple of ...problems a few years back. Like wandering into malls so I can buy more shirts and getting chased by a mob of fan girls, setting the living room on fire when I decided to get cozy by the fire with Demon, my dog. I even forgot how to feed myself. Yes, the great and almighty Tala Ivanov, forgot how to feed himself. Sigh if it wasn't for her I'd probably wind up like the Dodo bird (1)
"Oh my gods Tala. Is that cracker crumbs in your bed?!" she shrieked.
I would smirk at her for the fact that yes I eat crackers in my bed and don't clean them up, but it's too early in the morning.
"And do not forget to brush your teeth when you go in the bathroom." she said her red eyes narrowing in a mother like fashion before she strutted to the other side of my room to open the curtains.
"ARG!" I yell covering my eyes, "Are you crazy woman?!"
She smirked and just proceeded to sweep crumbs of my bed and into a waste basket that she produced from nowhere.
Oh hi there. Welcome to the story of my life. I'm Tala Ivanov, as you may as well know, and we are currently in my house.
The penthouse that I live in consisted of three apartments. The large one which is mine. A smaller one for Yang and a studio for Ten, my bodyguard/driver. Yes, I've been instructed by to get a bodyguard after the fan girl incident. Please do not ask me why his name is Ten. Considering that he's one of Ian's little gun buddies...well. you get the point.
I lean over on my side so I won't face the window only coming face to face with Demon, my dog, faithfully sitting on the floor on the right side of my bed and wagging his tail and barking. I guess he already has been fed. The fact the his breath smells like kibble kind of gives it away. Sitting up I look over to my left and see Yang fussing with the stuff on my dresser. I think that she has slight OCD or something like that. She's always making sure that everyone else stuff is in order but her stuff is somewhat messy. Her light curses confirm that she's annoyed with the state of how I keep things. Hm...I've always wondered how she can be so loud yet not be yelling at the same time. I guess her voice is just the kinda that carries well in the air. Oh well.
I step out of the bed completely naked as the day I was born. Just not as wet and with cracker crumbs in my hair. Yang just rolls her eyes and flicks her excessively long hair over her shoulder. I've done this enough for her not to even care that I sleep with nothing on. In fact it wouldn't really matter to her considering that I'm gay and she's engaged to...someone. Wait! Where does she find time to date let alone get engaged? I mean she's here all the time. Is it Ten? I hope it's not Ten. Maybe I should ask her. Just walk up and say Yang are you living a secret life?
"No Tala. I do not live a secret life." she said opening my dresser draws and making sure everything is in order there.
...Did I mention that I'm in need of a proper working inner monologue?
With Demon at my heels I walk to the bathroom and jump in the shower while Demon stands guard at the door. I'm still paranoid that a fan girl might pop into my house. I remember when I went to go take a shower while we were in Spain and there was a fan girl hiding behind the door of our bathroom and as soon as I closed the door, she popped out from behind it and scared the living shit out of me. The rest of the team still won't let me live down my girly scream from that day.
Washing quickly I step out of the shower and head for my room, still naked and now wet. I'm kind of reverting backwards in time. Now all I need is to shriek loudly and my mother to be there for the full effect. I open a dresser draw and look for something to wear. I realize that Yang has my colors in order from lightest to darkest...everything is all white. It's moments like this where I feel that I have to much white and I need to shop, sigh. Closing that one and opening the next one I spy a red shirt? Yay! It's a deep red button up shirt. Hm...I need something else besides white to go with this. I go to the other side of the dresser and open the first draw. Sigh, I'm starting to get that feeling again. Closing the draw I open the bottom one and surprise! Black! I put on a pair of black skinny pants and some dress shoes. Hm. I think I should where a silver necklace with it. Looking at the top of my dresser I give a low whistle. Damn. Even the jewelry is sectioned off. Gold in one spot. Silver in the next and then even that is sectioned off. The earrings in one spot, necklaces in another, etc, etc. Grabbing a silver necklace with a cross on it, I place it around my neck and leave the top two buttons of my shirt open because one, I look damn sexy and two, well there isn't a two unless you count even more of the sexiness that is Tala.
Walking downstairs I see Yang expertly making bacon, eggs, pancakes and oatmeal at the same time. How does she do that? I swear it's like she's in multiple places at once. Maybe I should hire someone to help with the load. I mean this is a big place for one person to clean. I walked forward and blinked. Somehow there was fruit on the table along with, ugh, my medicine. Not making a sound I slowly back up to leave the kitchen.
"Sit down Tala"
Shit. How the hell does she do that?! I swear she must have eyes in the back of her head.
"I said sit!" she said using the surround sound I swear is installed in her voice box. I mean how else do you explain her being able to echo her voice around and not be yelling? Sitting down I glare at the medicine on the table.
"Glaring at it won't make it magically go into your system. Now take them or else." she said her voice echoing around the slightly cluttered kitchen.
Reluctantly I obey. I mean have you ever seen Yang slap someone? She slapped Bryan last week and his face is still swollen. In fact I think she's the only one who's gotten away with slapping Bryan. The last person who even thought about it wound up in the ICU at the nearest hospital for a month.
Hm. Where did this plate of food come from? It wasn't here five minutes ago. Did Yang put it in front of me? Ah who cares? It's time to eat and I'm hungry. Taking a bite out of it I realize that the food is actually good. Now if I wasn't gay I'd marry Yang just for her cooking. Speaking of Yang getting married.
"Yang. You're engaged right?" I asked
"Yes. Why?" she replied
Always testing for some odd reason. I think she lied to me earlier about that secret life thing.
"Because I was wondering well...is it Ten?" I say rather rushed but Yang evidently understood it. Considering that she's laughing her ass off at me. Well she's not marrying Ten. Good but then...who the fuck is it?! Is it someone we know. Is it Bryan?! I mean she's the only one who's ever hit Bryan and lived to tell the tale. Except Rei that is. Rei the adorable little kitten. I don't know why but at times I just feel the urge to pet him and no it's not because I'm gay he's just...Rei. And that reason is enough for me to pet him anytime. Rei and his long black hair and citrine eyes. Those full lips and muscled chest and his big...toe. You thought I was going to say...never mind.
Hm. Yang's staring at me. Oh great. Am I drooling again? See? This is why she say she's here "to make sure that the great and almighty Tala Ivanov does not drown in a puddle of his own drool". Sigh, I finish eating my food and leave the table.
"Tala. Just to remind you has invited all the team captains to a meeting discussing the new tournament and will not allow you to miss this one." said Yang
"Um...Sure I'll get my coat" I say turning around to see Ten smiling at me coat and keys in hand. Great no escape now. Did I mention that Ten makes Spencer seem small? Nope didn't think so. But right now I'm about to piss in my pants with the grin that he's giving me. Save me.
"...and after that would be the round where we..." s eying the most bold team leaders who are obviously bored. Michael goes so far as to yawn and lay his head down on the table. But I really don't pay attention to this for one main reason. Rei, who's here filling in for Kai because Kai supposedly has a cold. That liar. He's never sick. Oh well, it's not like I care. As long as I get to sit across from Rei and have the option of saying I'm not staring at him he's just across from me. Then I'm happy.
"Tala! It's your turn to say something!" said someone poking me on my left.
Huh? Oh great. Um.
"Whatever, I have no objections." I said
Nice now time to glare at whoever poked me. Glaring at the person to my left, it turns out to be Garland. Who just glares back at me. Sigh. I swear I need to take lessons from Kai. I mean all he has to do is glare and everyone, and I mean everyone (well not Yang but she's his cousin so yeah...oh did I forget to mention that?) , obeys what he says. Well either that or they run in fear of their life. I'm losing my edge to someone with blue hair. I don't think you realize how depressing that is. I'm going to cry.
"Well since we have no objections we can adjourn this meeting." says Mr. Dickerson.
Oh it's over. Great mow I can leave and-
"Thanks Tala. I seriously thought that you out of all people would object to a random choice of members." says Rei smiling and extending his hand for me to shake.
Okay! Don't ruin this Tala. Don't giggle like a school girl! Do not even-
"That's a nice smile Tala. You should smile more often." says Rei.
-smile...Why me? I mean first my team gets split up and placed randomly with other bladers and-
HOLD ON! Did I agree to splitting up the team? Oh no. Spencer is going to kill me! I'm too young to die! Nooooooooooooo! Okay breathe Tala! Breathe! How much is a ticket to China? Wait! I don't speak Chinese! But then again Rei does and he can let me stay at his home while we have casual sex and- hey! How did that slip in there?
"Um. Tala? Are you okay?"says Rei.
"No" I honestly answer.
I mean come on if you were about to get your face pounded in by a 350 pound guy, which by the way is all muscle, would you be all right? I don't think so. Sigh. I'll think I'll sign the apartment over to Yang and leave Wolborg to her as well. Hm. Who would get my car? Probably Kai. Everyone knows this guy is obsessed with them. Why else would he have 5 of them and a motorcycle. I never thought that I'd be writing my will this young in life.
"Well what's wrong?" he asked.
"Nothing really."
"So then you're okay?"
"No"
"Then something has to be wrong."
"There's nothing wrong." I say in a way that leaves no arguments for Rei.
I glare at him but once again it has no affect. I really am going to take those lessons from Kai. Softening my look I notice that he's deep in thought. Hm. What's he planing?
"What?" I say
"I'm moving in with you."
WHAT?!
(1)- The Dodo bird became extinct from forgetting how to eat. Yes that's how stupid the bird was. You should be extremely insulted if anyone ever called you a dodo bird.
A/N: Well that's the first chapter down. I actually think this story is going to be better than the others! Yay me! Well as you know review. Not that it really matters. I'm going by the hits a story gets but I would like to know how I'm doing. Well Ja Ne! Until next chapter!