Disclaimer: Do not own them.
Title: Life and Death
Summary: Stan muses about his predicament.
Warnings: Cussing PWP (Kinda)OOC
Written By: Shino
Inspired By: . . . Don't rightly know, just had an urge.
Comments: Sorry, not slash (sadly)
Note: Oh, someone got their manties in a bunch the other day because of my request for some KevinKenny. Person, if you are reading this (which I doubt) I love you. X3 Now write my some slash bitch. D
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Life and Death
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Stan wasn't one to deal on death, it just never was a big thing to him. Sure, Kenny used to die a lot when they were kids, and he still does sometimes, but he always came back, it wasn't a permanent death. It was, never will be.
The first time he actually regarded death as what it truly is, was when he though Kyle might die. The whole time Kyle was sick he couldn't sleep, he just knew that if he fell asleep for a moment, Kyle would die. So he didn't, not until he had his surgery and the doctor said there was no danger.
That was the happiest day of his life.
But even then, he didn't think about himself dieing, it was about the other, the thought of himself dieing never crossed him mind.
Until it happened.
He couldn't even really remember what happened. Just that he fell asleep with Kyle crying over him, then he was awake again.
There was a problem with him 'waking back up'.
He wasn't himself in any form of the word.
He woke to find himself being a cat.
That's right.
A cat.
And his first sight among the land of the living was Cartman's bare, fat ass.
How he wished at that moment that he stayed dead.
Thankfully for him, Kyle managed to snatch him away. Not because Kyle was 'psychic' or something. Simply because he wanted to save a poor pitch black kitten from the terror named Eric.
The funny thing was that Kyle named him Stan. And even talked to him like he had talked to Stan. When he had been alive.
The best thing about it all, he would have to say, was that there was never a night he didn't sleep curled up to Kyle.
Life, and Death, can be a bitch sometimes, but it always gave you your 'just desserts'.
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