Poppety Pop

As Kitana sat on her study, reading documents from allied realms and, possibly, peace treaties from enemy areas, Mileena walked in wearing one of her skimpiest outfits ever. She questioned about about her role as Ambassador, while Kitana (silently) questioned how her breasts didn't fall out.

"So, as ambassador, what exactly do I have to do?"

Kitana couldn't contain her irritation. "For starters, wear something decent."

"You. What exactly are you wearing?"

Kitana rose to reveal a heavily-adorned, long, blue dress that had a fair amount of cleavage. Because she can't show off her boobs enough.

"I shall arrange a fitting later."

"What? For me? You shouldn't have!" she crooned.

"Yes, for you. Just don't eat the Royal Tailor."

"Swift?"

"What?"

"Nothing."

"If you want new clothes, you cannot devour him!"

"If I want to keep my virginity, then I should!"

"Mileena! You know, those revealing outfits don't really help in that situation."

"Says you."

"I was just about to drop you off at your usual corner."

"Great! Just get off at yours first."

Kitana sighed. There's no way to beat her, is there? "Look at us; we are to rule a kingdom, your inauguration is in three days, and we are fighting like petty teenage girls. Should we allow this to continue?"

Knowing if she answered wrong, the cost would be her status, Mileena shook her head.

"Now, are we through on the subject of clothing?" Mileena nodded. "Good.

"As ambassador, you are to represent Edenia when traveling to other realms. You are also to settle foreign affairs and protect the citizens of this realm."

"Seems simple enough."

"You are also to support its prosperity."

"I can do it. Why don't you trust me?"

"Because knowing you, you might destroy the entire realm by raising a pinkie when I'm out of the room."

"Me? I'm not the one listening to Skrillex."

"You would- What does this 'Skrillex' have anything to do with this? What's a 'Skrillex', anyways?"

"The one who created Reptile's theme."

"Oh. The theme's quite enjoy-"

"The recent one."

Oh. "The one that sounds like a blender raping a toaster combined with random sounds? The one that doesn't fit him at all? That one's horrible."

"And you say I will destroy the kingdom."

"That doesn't matter. How do you know about Earthrealm's pop culture anyways?"

"I traveled Earth while it was being restored to its former glory. While I was there, I managed to run into Johnny Cage. He told me all about these 'movies'. The good ones, bad ones, bland ones, romantic ones, those filled with action. I didn't understand it then, but he invited me over to watch them... With Liu Kang. So we watched these movies together, and, I must say, they're really entertaining. First, we watch this one in which four people are in a zombie apocalypse, and while they're doing that, two of them fall in love, and one looks for a twinkie, whatever that is."

"Mileena-"

"The second one was pretty bad. It was about an 'Airbender' and stuff. It was so bad Liu excused himself to vomit and went to sleep before it ended."

"Mileena-"

"The last one was about this boat that takes people across the Atlantic Ocean and hits an ice-"

"Mileena!"

"Fine! The point is Johnny Cage introduced me to it."

"There. Was that so hard?"

"No."

"Well, it is getting late. I suppose we shall provide you with a new wardrobe tomorrow?"

"Yes. I wish you sweet dreams," she jokingly cooed, "Your Highness."

A/N: Sorry this is so short. And this was originally going to be Mileena's fitting, but it swayed away from the subject. Because of that, it will be the next chapter.

That, and I do not know much about politics.

So this is going to be a collection of random (crack) drabbles, oneshots, miniseries (ghosts) 'n' stuff featuring your favorite Edenian Princess (now Queen) and Demi-Tarkatan.

In case you don't know:

Skrillex is an electronic music producer known for the song "Kill Everybody" and, for those who have heard the Mortal Kombat 2011 album, "Reptile's Theme." He was also known for being the lead singer in From First To Last before vocal injuries.

There's a Celebrity Pun here, somewhere. If you can name it, you will have a cameo. (Unless you are a guest.) It's pretty easy.

If you can name the three movies Mileena watched with Johnny Cage (and Liu Kang for 1 1/2), I will write a oneshot of any couple from any game you desire.

Well, that's it for now. I hope you enjoyed it!

If I'm not funny, please tell me.

Sorry about the update. Needed to fix a spelling error.