"Gordie..? What the hell?" Chris Chambers asked his best friend Gordie LaChance. "Shut up man I think I almost got it!" was his reply.

*crunch crunch*

"DAMNIT VERN! I CANT CONCINTRAITE!" Gordie yelled at yet another friend Vern Tessio, who found out instead of Vern it was Teddy DuChamp, so he mumbled under his breath and went back to what he was messing with on his computer.

"Hey man, what are you doing?" Teddy asked which fully pissed Gordie off and he marched up to Teddy and threatened to strangle him.

"Ok Teddy I am almost finished, now if you SHUT UP maybe we can time travel. Because I am, what you call, `a stuck up learning freak` we might be able to so go find Vern and come back QUIETLY!" Gordie yelled as returning to his work.

"Christ looks like your pissin blood this season…" Teddy whispered as he walked to the kitchen to find Vern, who was covered in chocolate from the cookies.

"HI TEDDY!" Vern yelled excitedly as he got up and washed his face. "Jesus what the fuck happened to you, you get eaten by the chocolate monster and barfed up?" Teddy said and laughed his screech eee-eee-eee laugh. "Awwe piss off Teddy." Vern shouted as he was now being pulled by potato chip covered hands.

"Hey Chris I think I got it!" Gordie yelled as Teddy dragged Vern into the room.

"OOO00oo!" Vern screeched, and then ran over to the computer. "Damn it Vern you touch this damned thing and I will kick your ass!"

Eee-eee-eee! Teddy screeched.

*same time in the present*

"MAAA!" I screamed "I AM BOOAAARRRDDD!"

No reply

"OHH MMYY GOOODDD! I will go crazzzzyyy!"

No reply

"Uhhgg to late, damn I had a good future but now it RUINED!"

Still no reply but I don't expect one now! She had probably left already.

I got up off the couch and walked to the kitchen, stretched my arms and went back to the couch. I then turned on the tv and looked for something good, "Uhhg all the Disney channel shows are sooo gayyy!"

I turned it off and started to hum, it was my favorite song Yakety Yak, it was old, yes, but it is awesome! "Take out the papers and the trash! Or you don't get no spending cash! YAKETTY YAK DON'T LOOK BACK!" I sung out loud.

I walked around the house to look for something non boring, I looked everywhere then I had one last spot. The dreaded, book case! I hate books but I opened it anyway and looked in it. "Hmmm nah, what the fuck? Hell no! What? Hmmm the Body? Sound INTERESTING!" I pulled it out and looked at the cover.

The Body By: Stephen King

I turned it over and read the back "sounds very interestinggg…."

I opened it and read the first couple pages, "Soo awwesssommee!" I yelled and dashed off up the stairs to my bed room, locked the door and read a few more chapters.

*Back to 1960*

"Why Teddy. WHYYY!" Gordie yelled because Teddy had tripped over something and spilled chips all over the computer.

Weird noise

"VERN YOU JUST ATE!" Teddy yelled. "SHUT UP!" Chris yelled this time, "what is that noise Gordie?"

"I dint know Chris… but it wasn't good… DAMN YOU TEDDY!" Gordie yelled.

Then out of nowhere was a sudden outburst of light and everyone screamed.

*present again*

"Lettssss seeeeeee…." I said as I wandered my room looking for my phone to call anyone. "YAYYY! FOUND YOU! I WONN!"

I then looked through my contacts and found my buddy, Francesca, but everyone called her Frenchie. Not because of French kissing though, it was because she is French.

"Hey French!" I yelled into the phone

"Hey Lulu!" she yelled back. My real name is Lucy but she calls me lulu.

"Whazz upperdoodlesz!"

"Noting how bout you…"

"I'm board, can you come over?"

"I guess…"

"YAYYY!" I screamed and hung up. I then ran to the kitchen and looked for some lighters.

*5 Min later*

The doorbell rang, "yellow!" I opened the door. "Heeyyyyy!"

Then she asked, "Why did you want me to come over?"

"Well, I am board and look what I found!" I yelled holding up and unopened bottle of vodka and then I pointed to the kitchen where there were some bottles of beer.

"LUCY! But what about cigarettes?" she said holding up and least five cases of cigarettes and lighters.

Then we both yelled "SWWEEETT!"

After we had some smokes, and two beers each there was a loud rumble, like someone's stomach.

"AAAAHHHH!" we screamed then Frenchie cryed, "What was that!"

"I don't know French, but here it is again!" I yelled as it happened again. This repeated three times and then it got very dark.