Warning: CRACK! CHLOÉ BASHING! NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE WHO LOVES CHLOÉ!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the following characters.

Flipping her ponytail, Chloé looked around at everyone with pure arrogance. She began walking through the school halls, hips swaying and her nose in the air. She stalked into the small ground of her school, lifeless blue eyes shining on seeing Adrien.

But her eyes narrowed when she saw that the idiot Marinette was talking to Adrien.

Her Adrien.

She quickly bolted forward, slamming Marinette into the wall before she batted her eyelashes. "Hello, Adrikins~" Chloé sang, ignoring how Adrien worriedly looked over at Marinette.

"I've missed you so much, love." Chloé continued, "How about me and yo—"

She didn't complete her sentence when Adrien cut her off with a slap.

Chloé placed a hand over her cheek which was throbbing in pain, staring at the blonde. "Adrikins, why'd yo—"

But she was cut off with another slap. In the next few minutes, Adrien slapped Chloé over a five times before he punched her in her ugly thick make up face.

The punch sent Chloé falling backwards into the playground.

"Get lost, Chloé." Adrien snarled, moving towards Marinette.

Chloé stared then began screaming death threats at Marinette but she quietened when Sabrina walked over to her. "Pull me up, Sabrina!" Chloé ordered in her annoying voice.

Sabrina scowled, "This is for turning me into the Vanisher!" She kicked Chloé in the stomach.

Releasing a painful scream, Chloé clutched her stomach. Soon her eyes met Nathanael who gave her a glare, "This is for turning me into the Evillustrator!"

He kicked her in the chest.

Again, Chloé began screaming in agony, clutching her aching curves when Kim came at her left. "This is for making me into Dark Cupid!" He shouted, kicking her in the shoulder.

Chloé started her ear bleeding shrieking again, not noticing how Ayla stood infront of her, hatred I'm her eyes. "This is for turning me into Lady WiFi!" She kicked Chloé's crotch.

Everyone ignored her screaming, gathering around her and kicking her with their feet. After getting tired of that, they began spitting on her evil form. Then a flock of pigeons flew above Chloé, pooping on her.

Chloé screamed, her face red with anger but began choking as a pigeon's poop landed in her mouth.

"Daddy!" Chloé screamed, running towards her father who came out of nowhere. "Look, what they all did to me, Daddy! You should all sentence them to death!"

The mayor rolled his eyes, pushing her balling form away from himself. "I want to tell you something, Chloé. You're not my daughter. I found you lying in a garage sale so I bought you in five cents."

Chloé's jaw fell to the floor.

"That there is your real feather." The mayor pointed to a mysterious guy in a black cloak.

Chloé didn't waste any time running towards him, "Daddy!" She shrieked, throwing her arms around the mysterious guy in the black cloak. "You've gotta sentence all of them to deat—"

But she paused, staring with wide eyes as the cloak was pulled back and the devil stood infront of her. "Oh, yeah," The devil scratched his red horns, "You're my daughter that I was gonna throw in hell but sold you in a garage sale 'cause I needed money. 'Come on, 'ol daughter of mine. Let's send you back where you came from."

The devil took Chloé to hell and threw her in it as she screamed in pure pain and agony before dying.

After it, no one was ever akumatized and everyone lived happily ever after.

The end.