Tara Day

January 24, 2012

Fan Fiction: The Bachelor

"Ladies, I would like to invite a new contestant to our show, she has blonde hair, blues eyes and is 5ft 6, she loves animals and romantic walks on the beach. Please welcome the newest member of our show, Lucy White!" Brads inviting voice welcomed me to the stage. I loved the way he said my name with that sultry voice of his. I walked up to him and hugged him tightly, and threw a "what now" glance at the other girls. I hugged him for a smidge bit longer and turned around to look at all the other girls in the room. There were about ten of them, give or take a few, and each of them were as beautiful as the next, but nothing compared to me. About half of them just glared at me, not caring if the entire world knew they hated me. The others just smiled politely, but I could tell that they hated me too. That's fine, this is a competition, and I definitely do not plan on liking them, let alone actually letting them win.

"Hi." I smiled and slightly waved at them. I gave them the same smile I gave Brittany, right before I pushed her down the stairs.

"Lucy, come over here please." Brad's oh-my-god sultry voice called me over to him. I pushed the thought of Brittany out of my head, because if Brad wants a sweet girl, a sweet girl Brad will get. I went and sat down on the chair next to him, sitting as close I possibly could without looking slutty.

"Now ladies, because this is Lucy's first night, we are going to go out on a date. The rest of you will be doing a competition." He got up and walked out of the room into the backroom. I watched him walk away, his jeans tight and butt swaying ever so slightly. I turned around and looked at the other girls, and they were all watching him too. My hands curled into a tight fist, I looked at each one of them carefully, making sure they knew what I was thinking, a smile playing on my face.

"Now listen up here, I know you all have this stupid idea in your miniscule brains that you even have a shot at Brad, and maybe before I got here you actually did, but now that I am here, that shots down. You can just give up now, or you can fight, but I warn you, I fight like a bitch." I smiled at them, daring them to say anything.

Brad walked in, smiling his cute dimply smile. He brought back a giant paddle, except it had bright red pads on the end of it.

"Ladies, your competition today is called "Sumo Ninja Killer." You will each get dressed in a giant sumo suit and fight with these paddles on a beam over a pool of water. First one to fall of a beam will lose. Whoever wins gets a very, very special date with me." he smiled that seductive smile again, but this time it wasn't at me. It was a girl named Taylor, and she had a five head, yellow teeth and tan line on her face the size of freaking Jupiter. Why on earth was he even looking her way? I didn't like the way he smiled at her, but that's okay because sooner or later, which I prefer sooner, none of them will be here for him to smile at, except for me of course.