On request I whipped this up in 3 days. Don't worry it'll be long. Just because it's only 4 chapters doesn't mean it's short. Anyway, I think it turned out pretty good.
Last time we met ten people of three different races; men hobbits, and elf; were brought together to Disney World for two perfect days. Well, near perfect. But it had only just begun. Today I will tell you of a new group of tourists that you know and love. Six pirates of the Caribbean.
-Insert theme song here-
Our story begins with our six friends; Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, James Norrington, and Pintel and Ragetti; walking to the entrance of the Magic Kingdom.
Like our last encounter at Disney World, the heroes have won ten tickets to Disney World, marked with only the initials E.B.
Since nobody else wanted to go, it was only a party of six. Don't ask me how James is alive, or how Will isn't on The Flying Dutchman, or even how they're all in Florida in modern times. I'm only the writer.
Anyway, the six had gotten out of the bus and were entering the park, unsure of anything at all. None had even heard of Disney World, and had to get directions. Elizabeth was reading a map. "What do you think Space Mountain is?" she asked. "Probably a mountain you can climb that makes it look like you're in space," Jack shrugged.
They passed through the gates and were sent into a world of color, fantasy, and awe. All six gaped at what they saw. There was a perfectly smooth road winding through stores designed beautifully. Will had to promise they would shop later to keep Elizabeth from the stores.
"Left or right?" Will asked, who was in charge of the map.
"Left!" Jack shouted, "Adventureland sounds more fun that Tomorrowland."
The six reached the gates of Adventureland, where there was a meet and greet with Timon from The Lion King going on. It freaked everyone out a little to see a giant meerkat, but they decided not to ask questions. Instead they entered the entrance for Jungle Cruise, where the line was short.
"All aboard!" said the young female tour guide, with a smile plastered on her face. "Welcome to Jungle Cruise," she said cheerily as she began the ride. "I'm Amy, and I'll be your tour guide for today. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me."
"How did a ditz like that get to be a captain?" Jack asked Will in horror. Will just shrugged.
The boat wound down the muddy, man-made river, passing thick vegetation and animatronic animals.
"On your right we should be coming up on a cannibal camp," Amy said dramatically. "We'd better lay low!"
The boat passed a shore with three canoes carved and painted. Beside them were about four long red poles with skulls stuck on top.
"Phew!" Amy said, "Looks like the cannibals are gone for now."
Jack decided to tae this time to ask a question. "Have you ever seen a real cannibal?"
Amy looked surprised. "Well, of course!" she said. "I've been giving tours of cannibal territory for almost three years, now."
"Then you should know that they don't have boats like those," Jack said.
Amy looked incredibly surprised now, and the other visitors on the boat were beginning to get worried. Parents held onto their children, keeping an eye on Jack.
Next the boat passed an elephant that only shook its head back and forth. "Lively one, eh?" Jack nudged James. James, already annoyed by Jack, looked the other direction, where there happened to be a lion's den, complete with lions doing repetitive actions.
"Miss tour guide," Ragetti gulped. Looking nervous, "Those lions can't get to us, can they?"
Amy restrained from laughing, and managed to say "No" with a huge smile.
In a few minutes the boat approached the mouth of a cave. "Keep a sharp eye out, folks!" Amy said, "We might run into trouble here. I see a pair of eyes already, staring at us! Best keep your arms inside the boat!"
Everyone but Ragetti rolled their eyes. Pintel just stared at his friend in disbelief as he shook with fright. Soon Ragetti was screaming at the top of his lungs, due to the sighting of an animatronic cougar with green, glowing eyes.
"Will you please shut it?!" Jack shouted. Amy was trying hard not to abandon her place at the front of the boat and slap Ragetti at full force.
It was James who finally got him to stop by threatening to throw him overboard.
The ride finally came to an end, and everyone got out. Ragetti looked completely embarrassed, and actually, so did everyone else.
"So while we're here, are we going to go on that pirate ride everyone's been talking about?" Elizabeth asked.
"Probably a bunch of animatronic idiots dressed in stripy pants and shirts, with eye patches and wooden legs," Jack said. "What are we waitin' for?"
So off they went to the entrance of Pirates of the Caribbean. And immediately they boarded a little boat, which had about five seats, each seat holding up to four people.
The ride jolted to a start, and turned a corner, revealing a small waterfall right in the way of the boat. "Bugger!" Jack shouted. "Did the sign say 'You may get wet'? I don't think so!"
But soon it seemed as if that was the least of Jack's worries, because what happened next was going to haunt him for a while. In the waterfall was the face of none other than Davy Jones. "You slimy devil! What're you doin' here?" Jack shrieked. Pintel and Ragetti looked horrified, Will and Elizabeth looked confused, and James looked sick.
The projection (because that's what it was) said something, but Jack was too busy yelling to hear. In fact, Jack didn't even pay attention to the fact that as they passed under the waterfall it was only mist.
Next came the famous part of the ride: the skeletal pirate steering a ship in a storm. Wind blew onto the boat as it passed, and the sound of lightening was heard. "That's really funny!" Ragetti laughed. Everyone else laughed along with him. "That's nothing like what we looked like!" Pintel said.
"Got it all wrong, they did," Ragetti added.
Next was open water, with a ship on the left firing its cannons. Splashing erupted all around, creating the effect of cannonballs landing. But the big shocker was the animatronic on the ship. From a distance the mechanical captain looked like an ordinary pirate with a feathered hat and scraggly beard. But once it began to shout everyone immediately recognized the voice.
"Barbossa?!" everyone said in perfect unison.
"Did that impersonation just say my name?" Jack inquired to nobody particular.
"I think he did," Will said.
"Bloody h-" Elizabeth slapped her hand over Jack's mouth before he could finish the swear.
"There are children on this boat," she hissed.
Next the boat passed through what looked like a scene straight out of Tortuga. There drunks in front of a tavern, a man drowning another man in a well, and a shocker even bigger than Barbossa. It was unmistakable that the animatronic hiding behind some dresses was none other than Jack Sparrow.
Words didn't come to anyone's mouth. All six gaped and said nothing until they had passed it. In fact, it wasn't until a little while later, when they passed another animatronic, this one hiding in a barrel, of Jack.
"Alright, that's it!" Jack shouted, "I demand to speak to whoever made this bloody ride! What do they think they're doin', stealin' me looks like that?!"
"Calm down, Jack," Elizabeth said, looking a little scared. "I'm sure there's an answer somewhere. We just have to ask someone."
"And cause chaos?" James asked. "I don't think so. If you're going to ask someone about this, I'm staying as far away as possible."
"James is right," Will said. "Maybe people know your face and will cause a scene if they get asked about you."
All this while they were passing through scenes that seemed to be from their lives. Jack shouted at the jail cell scene, and the scene with a man sleeping with pigs. In fact, Will joined in on that one.
And just when the ride seemed like it should be over, the boat turned a corner, revealing, in all its glory, another animatronic Jack Sparrow, lounging on a chair, surrounded by treasure.
"If only I had that much money…" Jack mumbled.
And then the animatronic began to talk.
"Me voice!" Jack shouted, "That's me bloody voice! They stole me voice!"
The ride finally came to an end, and all six got out of the boat in complete shock. Then the insane question was asked by Pintel.
"Why was it only three of us who got to be in it?" he asked.
"Oh, shut up," James wanted to throw Pintel and Ragetti back into the boat.
"No, he actually has a point," Will said. "I mean, Elizabeth and I are just as much heroes as Jack is!"
"Obviously the public is aware of my stunning complexion," Jack beamed.
Well, was it as good as my LotR ones? Please please please review!