I should have seen it coming….
This little story came about when I was lying in bed on a cold Sunday morning talking to my sister. We thought it out and chalked it up to
A. our silliness,
B. the amount of sugar in our tea and
C. the fact that we were both functioning on about 1-3 hours of sleep.
I would like to thank my sister for drinking the highly sweetened tea and for not falling asleep .I would also like to thank and apologize to my friends who can now repeat the first 2 paragraphs by heart...
I mean you two, Tama-chan and Lia-chan
I would also like to thank……my mother for not sending me to a mental ward…
I would also like to thank Koyasu-sama for letting me borrow the boys……
I don't own them…
I promise to give them back when I'm done……….
Therefore, on with the story.
When a kitty gets caught and Swartz wants to play will the rest of wieß make it in time…… .Or will our little kitten be subjected to Farfello's very own makeover?
***
Omi was not pleased.
Well, if you were a member of Wieß and you were caught by Swartz you wouldn't be pleased either. But if you weren't a member of Wieß and you were caught by Swartz you wouldn't have a problem.
Unless they were smiling. But Omi was a member of Wieß and they were smiling.
Therefore, Omi had a problem.
Omi was tied to a chair. It was a very uncomfortable chair, but it was very sturdy. It was a nice chair. The light shown down from the lamp above him. It was all, but blinding to the young florist-assassin. He could barely make out the members of Swartz around him. Schuldich stood before him with a half smirk on his face. Farfello was off to his left licking a knife. Nagi stood at the wall to the right of Schuldich, with his arms crossed. Crawford was leaning against the door.
Omi, feeling unusually helpless called out.
"I'm not telling you anything."
Schuldich looked smug "Oh, really?"
"That doesn't mean we shouldn't try" Nagi supplied.
Omi, with unusual clarity, sensed impending doom.
"Torture hurts god" Farfie laughed, splitting his lip with the knife.
"Yes it does, doesn't it?" Nagi replied.
We can't torture him he's too easy to torture" Schuldich smirked, cupping Omi's chin.
"Aren't you Mamo-chan?"
Omi's eyes narrowed at the sound of the name.
"Taketori Mamoru is dead" he hissed
"Actually you look very much alive "Nagi murmured.
Schuldich tilted his head at Omi, as if just seeing him in a new light.
"Your too cute for your own good Katzchen.That has to stop"
Farfie giggled "Makeovers hurt god"
"Just leave him alive" Crawford commanded.
Omi shivered as the three member of Swartz advanced on him.
At that exact moment the three remaining members of Wieß crashed through the door; causing Crawford to slam into the floor.
Farfello, without a moment hesitation pounced upon Siberian as he entered the room. Abyssinian leapt at Crawford, who only stepped out of the way. Schuldich stood amused as Balinese struggled to free Omi. Nagi crossed his arms feeling left out.
Ken struggled against Farfie's vice like grip on his collar, farf continued to laugh insanely
Aya compensated for Crawford's movement and shot after him. Yoji, after free Omi, circled facing Schuldich.
He ignored the mental taunts and swung his wire forward. Schuldich prepared for the attack, lunged to the side lashing out with his knife. Omi faced off against Nagi. He quickly realized he had no weapon.
He quickly glanced around for something to use against his opponent.
Finding nothing he grabbed the chair and threw it at him. Nagi didn't even open his eyes. The chair slammed in to the invisible force field surrounding Nagi and shattered. Nagi smirked and opened his eyes just in time to see an impressive right hook. Nagi staggered back and brought his hand up touching his face gingerly.
"You hit me" he stammered
The young telekinetic leapt at the young assassin screaming like a mad man er……..like Farfie.
Their struggle degenerated from a battle of highly trained assassins to a high school girl's cat fight, complete with hair pulling and name calling.
"Whiney baby"
"Crawford's whore"
"Spawn of Taketori!"
"Shi ne" Omi screamed before punching Nagi in to the floor. Yoji wiped the blood from his cheek and glared at the crouched Schuldich, before kicking him into the wall.
Aya glared at Crawford and stepped back hissing "Weiss".
Aya shattered the window and leapt through followed closely by the members of Wieß.
Schuldich stood clutching his ribs as Nagi struggled to rise.
"Never…. call Bombay……Taketori" he wheezed.
Crawford sighed as Farfello giggled insanely.
"Catching kitties hurts god"
The members of Swartz looked at each other briefly, before turning to the cackling Irishman, who was calmly perched upon and unconscious Ken Hidaka. Schuldich smirked as Nagi rubbed his cheeks.
"I should have seen it coming." Crawford mumbled dryly.
Owari
This little story came about when I was lying in bed on a cold Sunday morning talking to my sister. We thought it out and chalked it up to
A. our silliness,
B. the amount of sugar in our tea and
C. the fact that we were both functioning on about 1-3 hours of sleep.
I would like to thank my sister for drinking the highly sweetened tea and for not falling asleep .I would also like to thank and apologize to my friends who can now repeat the first 2 paragraphs by heart...
I mean you two, Tama-chan and Lia-chan
I would also like to thank……my mother for not sending me to a mental ward…
I would also like to thank Koyasu-sama for letting me borrow the boys……
I don't own them…
I promise to give them back when I'm done……….
Therefore, on with the story.
When a kitty gets caught and Swartz wants to play will the rest of wieß make it in time…… .Or will our little kitten be subjected to Farfello's very own makeover?
***
Omi was not pleased.
Well, if you were a member of Wieß and you were caught by Swartz you wouldn't be pleased either. But if you weren't a member of Wieß and you were caught by Swartz you wouldn't have a problem.
Unless they were smiling. But Omi was a member of Wieß and they were smiling.
Therefore, Omi had a problem.
Omi was tied to a chair. It was a very uncomfortable chair, but it was very sturdy. It was a nice chair. The light shown down from the lamp above him. It was all, but blinding to the young florist-assassin. He could barely make out the members of Swartz around him. Schuldich stood before him with a half smirk on his face. Farfello was off to his left licking a knife. Nagi stood at the wall to the right of Schuldich, with his arms crossed. Crawford was leaning against the door.
Omi, feeling unusually helpless called out.
"I'm not telling you anything."
Schuldich looked smug "Oh, really?"
"That doesn't mean we shouldn't try" Nagi supplied.
Omi, with unusual clarity, sensed impending doom.
"Torture hurts god" Farfie laughed, splitting his lip with the knife.
"Yes it does, doesn't it?" Nagi replied.
We can't torture him he's too easy to torture" Schuldich smirked, cupping Omi's chin.
"Aren't you Mamo-chan?"
Omi's eyes narrowed at the sound of the name.
"Taketori Mamoru is dead" he hissed
"Actually you look very much alive "Nagi murmured.
Schuldich tilted his head at Omi, as if just seeing him in a new light.
"Your too cute for your own good Katzchen.That has to stop"
Farfie giggled "Makeovers hurt god"
"Just leave him alive" Crawford commanded.
Omi shivered as the three member of Swartz advanced on him.
At that exact moment the three remaining members of Wieß crashed through the door; causing Crawford to slam into the floor.
Farfello, without a moment hesitation pounced upon Siberian as he entered the room. Abyssinian leapt at Crawford, who only stepped out of the way. Schuldich stood amused as Balinese struggled to free Omi. Nagi crossed his arms feeling left out.
Ken struggled against Farfie's vice like grip on his collar, farf continued to laugh insanely
Aya compensated for Crawford's movement and shot after him. Yoji, after free Omi, circled facing Schuldich.
He ignored the mental taunts and swung his wire forward. Schuldich prepared for the attack, lunged to the side lashing out with his knife. Omi faced off against Nagi. He quickly realized he had no weapon.
He quickly glanced around for something to use against his opponent.
Finding nothing he grabbed the chair and threw it at him. Nagi didn't even open his eyes. The chair slammed in to the invisible force field surrounding Nagi and shattered. Nagi smirked and opened his eyes just in time to see an impressive right hook. Nagi staggered back and brought his hand up touching his face gingerly.
"You hit me" he stammered
The young telekinetic leapt at the young assassin screaming like a mad man er……..like Farfie.
Their struggle degenerated from a battle of highly trained assassins to a high school girl's cat fight, complete with hair pulling and name calling.
"Whiney baby"
"Crawford's whore"
"Spawn of Taketori!"
"Shi ne" Omi screamed before punching Nagi in to the floor. Yoji wiped the blood from his cheek and glared at the crouched Schuldich, before kicking him into the wall.
Aya glared at Crawford and stepped back hissing "Weiss".
Aya shattered the window and leapt through followed closely by the members of Wieß.
Schuldich stood clutching his ribs as Nagi struggled to rise.
"Never…. call Bombay……Taketori" he wheezed.
Crawford sighed as Farfello giggled insanely.
"Catching kitties hurts god"
The members of Swartz looked at each other briefly, before turning to the cackling Irishman, who was calmly perched upon and unconscious Ken Hidaka. Schuldich smirked as Nagi rubbed his cheeks.
"I should have seen it coming." Crawford mumbled dryly.
Owari