Disclaimer: I do not own avatar…nuff said…
Two hooded figures were walking were walking down a deserted street in the city of Ba Sing Se, They stopped at an abandoned looking house and hastily entered…
As they revealed themselves it was clear who they were…
A young man with a flat top haircut and a burn mark extending from the left eye to the left ear, and a short fat old man….
It was Zuko and Iroh…
"Uncle, we have to get out of Ba Sing Se!, Azula's been putting out propaganda merchandise, like this Tickle-Me-Zuko, plushy!!! Zuko protested
"Now almost everyone in Ba Sing Se knows about me, she's put a bounty of 10,000 on my head, and she won't hesitate to get you either"
"Now, now, Zuko, I'm sure all will be fine" Iroh said calmly
"But uncle!" yelled Zuko
"Do not argue, Prince Zuko, I believe it is for the best" Iroh said trying to calm the prince
"You just want to stay because the ginseng tea here is so good" Zuko mumbled
Meanwhile in the sky…on a flying, six-legged, furry cow with horns…weird…
"Hey Aang, where are we going anyway?" Sokka groaned
"Dunno, the guy making the fanfic is too lazy to think about it, I think were just flying in circles for now" Aang said sheepishly.
"Aang, no he's retarded, how about we visit Haru, er…no, even more retarded, Jet(yes, in this fic, he DID survive!!), no way he lives in the trees and chews on grass, Zuko…let me think he attacked my village, has been trying to kill us, is from a country that wants to rule the world…so yes…I'll take Zuko…" Katara said.
Back to Zuko…
"Uncle! I feel that a strange world wide group called the Zutarian Shippers will be very pleased" Zuko said gasping for breath in the middle of the night
Now to Haru …
"I feel sad all of a sudden…" Haru said while playing with coal…
"Do you think you know why mister coaly-coal?"
"roll-roll-crumble" replied mister caoly-coal
"Right, you're a piece of coal" Haru sighed
"But I wuv you! Yay!" Haru shouted to himself.
"Haru? Is that you? Are you acting sensitive and gay again?" Tairoh asked
Anyway…
"That's the same Island we past 5 hours ago! Please fanfic writer guy, tell us where to go!" Sokka yelled at the sky
(Me: Let me think…no)
Reminder: Sokka-Giant Eared CREATIN
Right, now to Azula, Ty Lee and Mai…
"Everyone, I offer you this new brand of merchandise, Tickle-Me-Zuko!" Ty Lee exclaimed as Azula sat her lazy, single purpose, avatar capturing, ass down on her chair
"This is so stupid, so stupid I won't even do it, Azula can shoot all the lightning she wants I am not working, I won't die anyway, it's right here in the script." Mai mumbled to herself
"Alright Ty Lee just sit still while I flick my finger at your head okay?" Azula said.
"But…" Ty Lee tried to weasel her way out of pain
"Still while I flick my finger at your head okay?!" Azula repeated
"Uh…o-o-okay" She said clearly cowering with fear
(Note: Boink 1 flick to Ty Lee's head)
Boink, Boink, Boink, Boink, Boink
"Hey Azula? Boink" Ty lee motioned
"What? Boink" Azula asked
"Why do you hate your, Boink, brother?" Ty lee asked scrathing her head
"Because he's a weakling, Boink,oh yeah, and he also thinks tomatoes are vegetables, and for that he must be punished! Boink" Azula exclaimed
Boink, Boink, Boink
Boink
"I'm done…wait no…not yet…now I'm done" Azula said.
"Azula why don't you hurt Mai instead?" Ty Lee questioned.
"Oh, because if I did I would get cut from the rest of the fanfic, it's in my contract right here, see?" Azula pointed to a few lines of print.
"Wow, the writer must really like Mai" Ty Lee said.
(I do…)
At the far end of the street a stranger was approaching Mai, He was dressed in the fire-nations traditional colors, Red and Black…
"Hey you're Mai, right?" He asked
"Yeah, but I'm not into guys" Mai said.
"Well, I know you like Zuko" Ha said, mockingly
"How do you know that?!" Mai questioned desperately
"I watched in on the show" He said dully
"Damn, that stupid producer!" Mai cursed softly
"Anyway he's dead" He said
"What? Really?! Oh, damn, then let's get together, but don't say a word to Azula" Mai said quickly
"Ha, I knew that would work, considering I'm the writer, don't worry he's not dead, and won't even see Mai, anyway call me Kinu" He said
"What the bloody monkey's bottom?!" Mai screeched
(Attention! This Fic is under new management which means that you have a new authress, I'm taking over for my brother….)
"What was with that?"
"I have no idea, the authoress made me say it."