LC; YAY! YAOI!
Naruto; You have a sick mind.
LC; Don't I know it!
Sasuke; Let's run before she thrusts us both into a sex scene!
Naruto; Good idea!
*Both try to run.* *Both are captured by magic lasso*
LC; HEY! I need you for the Yaoi sex scenes!
Disclaimer; They are not mine! I just happen to have them locked up in my closet to sexually abuse whenever I'm bored.
Chapter 1; Firsts.
It was that damned kiss! He hadn't even meant to do it! Yet he couldn't stop thinking about the way Sasuke's lips were so much softer than they seemed and-NO! He had to get his mind off this!
Naruto shook his head and headed to one of the training grounds to train until he fell.
Sadly, it seemed fate hated him that day, as Sasuke was at the same training ground.
Naruto started before trying to back away before he was seen. Too late though, Sasuke was looking at him now.
"Dobe, why are you here?" Sasuke asked. Thus calling forth the awesome temper of the young blonde genin.
"Teme, I came here to train!" He yelled, pumping his fist.
"Then let's spar." Sasuke suggested, already slipping into the familiar academy style.
The spar started fast with naruto charging first with a sloppy form. He threw a punch which Sasuke easily dodged. Sasuke retaliated by kicking at Naruto.
Naruto saw it coming and ducked under it before leaping up to punch Sasuke. Sasuke felt the punch brush his nose as he leapt back to avoid the blow. Naruto followed after him and threw another round of quick punches. Sasuke had to block the last few of them but dodged the others.
They fought like this for five more minutes before Sasuke knocked Naruto onto his back and pinned him down. Only after the deed was done did Sasuke realize what he had done.
His face was now only inches away from the tantalizing lips of the blonde. Sasuke felt his own face blush a matching shade to Naruto's.
His heart began beating faster and faster, it seemed impossible that Naruto didn't hear it.
When Naruto had been shoved forward, Sasuke had thought his life had ended. Because there was no way he could have felt those blistering flames if he hadn't been dying a fiery death.
But no, when he came back to reality, he was still alive. Alive, but kissing the dobe. Instead of being disgusted though, he found himself thinking how Naruto tasted like ramen and sugar. Normally Sasuke didn't like sweets, but when Naruto pulled away from the kiss he found himself missing it almost instantly.
Now here Naruto was again, directly below him, mouth hanging just slightly open, inviting. Without a second thought, both leaned forward and allowed themselves to taste that wonderfulness again.
Sasuke nibbled on Naruto's bottom lip, asking for entrance. Naruto obediantly opened and their tongues fought for dominence. Sasuke won, just barely.
It was better than last time. Naruto kept his eyes firmly closed. He knew if he opened them he would be unable to stop when he saw Sasuke's onyx eyes.
He only opened them when he felt Sasuke shifting his weight on his body. Their eyes locked in a meaningful gaze. Sasuke pulled away, allowing them to breathe before diving back into the warm catacombs of Naruto's mouth.
Naruto didn't close his eyes this time. He allowed them to wander though. They found themselves locked to a place between Sasuke's legs.
Sasuke couldn't pull himself away from those eyes. Not those insanely blue, innocent eyes. His hands found the zipper to Naruto's jacket and pulled it down.
Naruto gasped as Sasuke gently pulled the jacket off. He looked up into Sasuke's eyes, questioning, and lost himself to their infinite depths. Something about those eyes just hypnotized him. They just drew him in.
He couldn't help himself. Sasuke wanted to see more of Naruto. The jacket was in the way, so it had to be removed. He was astonished to find how thin Naruto really was under the bulky bit of cloth.
The shirt was practically threadbare!
Naruto knew he should be more disturbed about Sasuke taking his jacket off him, but he couldn't call up the usual anger to push him off.
Before he could think on it anymore his lips and mouth were conquered again. He felt an uncomfortable tightening in his pants, something that really worried him.
Sasuke felt his own cock grow hard. Unlike Naruto though, he knew what it was and what it meant. His father had insisted on giving him the talk before he even started puberty. Something he was actually grateful for now.
He swallowed his trepidition before carefully sliding his hand up Naruto's shirt. This was something he wanted. And Sasuke Uchiha always got what he wanted.
Naruto's shirt soon joined his jacket on the grass, as well as Sasuke's own shirt. By now night had fallen, but the two hardly noticed the cold as anything more than a meaningless annoyance.
They were both sitting up, trying to lessen the space between them from none to non-existent. Without warning Sasuke began pushing him down to the ground and began fiddling with his pants zipper.
Their pants and soon boxers were left and all that was left were the two souls in all their naked splendor. Naruto suddenly realized what was going on and tried to regain his breath to speak.
"Sasuke?" He asked, silently begging for more. As answer Sasuke only began lavishing kisses from Naruto's neck down to his chest.
From there Sasuke took one of his nipples and began to tweak it between his teeth. Naruto cried out sharply before regaining control. But Sasuke had heard, and he liked the reaction he'd gotten from his dobe.
Naruto felt Sasuke gently prodding his legs apart. He moved his hips enough for Sasuke to position himself between his legs. He looked uncertainly at Sasuke, asking his silent question.
He wanted this, so badly. But did the teme want it to? Or was he only humoring him only to break his heart later?
"Naruto, you want this too don't you?" Sasuke asked, trying to keep the worry out of his voice. Maybe he didn't really like it, maybe he was only leading him on to make fun of him later!
When Naruto didn't immediatly answer, Sasuke's heart lurched in fear. But then he heard Naruto speak. "Get back here Teme!" He was pulled into a loving kiss.
Those flames from before had enveloped his entire body. Without any hesitation, he placed his pulsing dick against Naruto's opening.
"You ready?" He asked softly, looking into those innocent eyes. If he proceded, that innocence and naivety would be taken. It would be his.
"Get on with it Teme!" Naruto moaned, feeling his cock tighten even more when Sasuke looked at him like that.
Naruto cried out as Sasuke thrust deep inside him. He nodded his head to show him he was ready to continue. Sasuke thrusted again and again, met by Naruto's enthusiastic moans of pleasure.
While he thrusted, Sasuke began to stroke Naruto's manhood to full erection. Naruto was so tight! It felt like he was trying to swallow his entire cock!
"N-Naruto, I'm going to-" The rest was lost in a moan of passion as he finally came. Sasuke groaned as he lowered himself to lay next to the panting blonde.
Naruto's face was flushed and his eyes seemed to dance in the moonlight. The moon reflecting out of Naruto's eyes reminded Sasuke of where they were and what time it was. With some difficulty, he rose from his position and gathered up their clothes.
"Come on, your spending the night at my place." Sasuke ordered him, tossing him the clothes.
Too tired to argue, Naruto followed Sasuke sleepily to the Uchiha compound. Once there he fell into Sasuke's bed without another word and waited for Sasuke to join him.
Which he did immediatly. Both drained from the spar, sex, and walk to the compound, fell asleep in eachother's arms.
~~~THE NEXT MORNING!
Beep. Beep. Beep. Bee-CRASH! That is what happens when an alarm clock attempts to awaken ninjas. In this case, Sasuke and Naruto.
Yawning, Naruto rolled over and cuddled closer to the pillow next to him. Which was weird because the pillow was warm and he was pretty sure he only had one pillow.
"Mornin' Dobe." Oh that was SO not a pillow! Naruto's eyes shot open and his eyes widened fractionatly when he saw Sasuke lying next to him. Blushing more than Hinata he shot up in bed.
"Teme!" He gasped. Sasuke rolled his eyes before sitting up too.
"Yes Naruto, I'm teme." He said patronizingly. "Now get up and take a shower so we can go get assigned to our new teams." Naruto looked over the edge of the bed at the blinking clock and saw it was only 5:00 in the morning!
"Teme! Why is the clock set to five?" He asked angrily before running to the bathroom without waiting for an answer.
Two hours later both were showered and enjoying a silent breakfast. Sasuke was silent because he did not talk a lot. Naruto was silent because he was trying to figure out what that 'act' last night meant for them. Meaning when it turned eight both were more than ready to get to the academy and get placed on their new teams.
During the walk to the academy Naruto tried to think of something to break the uncomfortable silence. He eventually settled on something.
"Where'd you learn to cook?" Naruto asked. Sasuke lifted a brow and shrugged. His idea of an answer. As they walked Naruto decided to write an Uchiha to Japanese dictionary. It would be for the good of everyone involved.
Shaking his head ruefully he thought to what they were going to when they were put on their teams. Did the teme want to continue their relationship as rivals, or as lovers? Or was this a one night stand?
They were the first to arrive. Something Naruto was grateful for as it meant he didn't have to deal with anyone else just yet.
The room filled up. Some of his friends mentioned surprise in seeing him there. Finally, Sakura and Ino burst through the door. "I WIN!" They cried simultaniously.
Naruto tried to find his usual crush for Sakura but for some reason all he got was a sense of wonderment over her loud and screechy voice. Her pink bubble gum hair that he could've sworn looked like someone had used for a mop. And for some reason, he eye brows looked like they were red, not pink. Naruto shuddered at the thought that Sakura actually had a bad dye job instead of naturally pink hair like he'd thought.
So consumed by these thoughts he didn't notice the two banshees making their way to him. Well, he noticed when Sakura told him to move out of his seat though.
"Why?" He asked dumbly. He didn't want to move and saw no reason to do it just to please Sakura any longer.
Sakura didn't think this was a good answer and decided to shove him out of his seat anyway to get to Sasuke-kun.
"Um...Hi Sasuke-kun!" She greeted her crush snobbishly. "Do you mind if I sit here?" Without waiting for an answer, (Not that she'd understand it since it would undoubtedly be in Uchiha.) she sat down happily.
Sasuke meanwhile had to patiently tell himself over and over again that he shouldn't kill the annoying girl. Because if he did no doubt he would get in trouble and that would be bad for his ninja career.
That, and he didn't want his blonde to see him do something like that. He rather liked that little sparkle of innocence in Naruto's eyes.
But it was pushing it when he saw Naruto's face after being shoved out of his chair. Now Sasuke had to tell himself that he would reward himself later for not killing the fake pinkette. Another round of sex ought to be enough motivation...right?
After losing his seat and recognizing that twitch Sasuke had in his eye. That twitch meant either he was really annoyed, or he wanted to fight someone.
Naruto hoped that Sasuke was annoyed with Sakura and not him because Sasuke's punches hurt when they connected. He could live without the expierence, thank you. Instead he shook his head and took the seat next to Sakura. All without making a sound.
The rest of the room and Iruka, (From the door.) had watched what was nothing less than a miracle. Not only did Naruto not stand up to greet Sakura, but had refused to leave his seat next to Sasuke, then had actually sat back down, without getting mad!
It seemed Kiba had been silently chosen to ask what was going through everyone's mind.
"Who are you and where's the real Naruto?" He demanded. No way that the blonde knuckle-head could've cooled down that much in one night!
Iruka managed to convey to everyone who's team they were on and who was on it with them after several false starts. Now he looked over his class for the last time.
Hinata was wisely sitting in the back with Shino trying to stay out of the line of fire. Of course the rest of the female population of the class were trying to profess their love of Sasuke. Sasuke kept shooting strange looks to Naruto. And Naruto looked like he was about to kill the girls for some reason. It seemed he was over his crush with Sakura.
Slowly teams dwindled out the door until only team seven was left. By now Naruto was bored out of his mind. He was about five seconds from banging his head on the wall.
"Dobe stop your fidgeting." Sasuke ordered cooly, his lips twitching into a smile. "I doubt our jounin is going to get here any faster because you couldn't sit still."
"Teme, I'm bored!" Naruto complained cutely, throwing in a pout for good measure.
Sasuke hated that pout. It got him in situations like him letting Naruto use his ninja wire to play cat's cradle. That stupid pout that he would probably never build an immunity to.
Out the corner of his eye he could see Sakura staring at him in disbelief. He needed to set her straight before she tried to rape him or something. He didn't want to be with any of the girls. He wanted to only be with Naruto. His dobe.
"Sakura are you going to keep staring at him like he grew another head?" Or maybe he could rely on Naruto to tell her instead.
"But, Sasuke let you play with his ninja wire!" She said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"I let him so that he wouldn't end up doing something to make our jounin mad." Sasuke explained tensely. He had to fight to keep the blush from his face when he saw the cute expression Naruto was making while he tried to untangle the wire.
It looked similar to the one he made when Sasuke had thrust his manhood into his opening. The blush was getting harder to fight now, he should probably stop thinking about that.
Sakura didn't know what was going on anymore! First Naruto showed all the signs of having gotten over her, then Sasuke had looked angry when she'd pushed him out of that seat, and now he was letting that baka play with his ninja wire! All because Naruto pouted!
Something big was up, and Sakura was going to get to the bottom of it!
For the next three hours she watched how the two interacted. They actually talked civily about training excersises for an entire hour!
When Naruto succesfully untangled the wire he returned it to Sasuke with a little smile. Not a big grin like he usually did. Or the foxy smirk he sometimes adopted when he was planning a prank. No, it was an apologetic smile!
Then Naruto asked Sasuke why he slept alone in such a giant house! Naruto had been to Sasuke's house!
"Where else am I supposed to sleep?" Sasuke asked incrediously. Naruto looked a little sheepish for a moment before he continued.
"I meant, isn't it lonely there?" He asked bashfully.
As Sakura watched the conversation from the side, she finally came to a logical conclusion. Sasuke liked Naruto and Naruto liked Sasuke! Even as her mind knew it was true, her heart tried to find some other explanation. If that were true that meant she would never be able to someday marry her true love!
Maybe they were really friends and just didn't hang out during school! That's why they always argued, it was because they knew eachother so well! Even as she tried to convince herself she knew it wasn't true. You didn't show that kind of look when you were just friends.
Looks that Sasuke gave Naruto when he was turned around that looked suspiciously like it was aimed at Naruto's ass.
It is inevitable that if someone waits long enough for something with no results, they will get bored and frustrated. Such as the case of Naruto, who had waited patiently for three hours and was bored.
So it was logical that when he reached the end of his rope he would do something to get back at his sensei. So walking over to the black board he picked up the chalk and began drawing random doodles until the board was covered. When he was done he erased it, the entire colorful mess, and then propped it up on the door.
So when Kakashi opened the door marginally to peek inside, he was hit squarely on the head by the messy eraser. When the cloud of dust cleared, it revealed Kakashi with rainbow hair.
Naruto's eye twitched before he burst into a loud fit of laughter. "I can't believe you fell for that!"
"Hmm." Kakashi thought. "My first impression of you is...I hate you all." He said cheerily. "Meet on the roof in five minutes."
Sasuke held back a little so Sakura and Naruto went before him. Thus allowing him the perfect oppurtunity to watch his blonde's ass in action. How could something so heavenly possibly be sculpted by anything less than a God. Sasuke could only peel away his eyes when they reached the top of the stairs.
It was a very nice ass.
Kakashi watched his students walk over to their seats on the roof. He wasn't very impressed. An avenger. A fangirl. And a goofball. Why did he always get the crazies?
He rose an eyebrow when he noticed Sasuke's eyes on a position slightly lower than normal. In fact, if Kakashi didn't know any better, he'd say young Sasuke was looking very intently at Naruto's lower region.
Sakura didn't notice the trajectory of Sasuke's gaze, she was too busy trying to figure out how to better her standing with their sensei so Sasuke could stay a genin.
That, and how to make him fall madly in love with her.
Naruto, being as clueless and blind as ever, didn't notice Sasuke's gaze. He was too busy trying to keep his own eyes from wandering too far down Sasuke's sleek, hot, well-tuned-he needed to stop before he had a nose bleed.
They had the usual introductions. Though Naruto had a small mental panic attack about wether to say he liked Sasuke or Sakura.
Kakashi told them to meet at training ground 7 the next morning at ten. Afterwards, he left them alone to do as they wished. Which Sasuke was very glad for as it meant he could now, hopefully, reward himself for not killing the annoying pink insect.
Pausing long enough for Naruto to get in front of him, he allowed a small smirk as he watched his blonde's hips move seductively, following right behind.
Somehow, he knew today would be a good day.
LC; CHAP 1 DONE!
Naruto; I hate you more than I hate the time it takes to cook ramen.
Sasuke; You didn't even do the introductions.
LC; That's because I want to get to the LEMONS!