Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. I do however, own Shelby and Roxy.

Roxy: How do you own me?

Me(Shelby): **laughs evilly** I have my ways! **continues laughing**

Ichigo: Rukia, what happened to our daughter?

Rukia: I have no idea.

Kisuke: I OWN MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!

Yoruichi: We do not own her, she owns herself.

Kisuke: Ah, Yoruichi! But, she's our DAUGHTER!!!!!!

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BIRTHDAY WISH

"Happy birthday, Roxy!" Came a chorus of voices, just as we stepped into the house portion of Urahara Shop. Roxy's eyes got wide. She turned to me and hugged me tight. "Shelby! This is why you all forgot my birthday! Well, except for you!" Roxy hugged me tighter.

"Can't breathe." I managed to get out. "Oh, right, sorry!" she let go. "And, besides, I'm not the one who wanted to do this. I was gonna be mean and really just forget." I said smiling. She hit my arm. "Ow!" I exclaimed and grabbed my arm. "You deserved that." Kisuke started giggling and fanned himself. My eyes narrowed at him.

"So, whose idea was it?" Roxy asked. "It was mine!" Kisuke said from behind his fan. "Really?" Roxy's head went to the side a bit. "Daddy, can't be creative?" Kisuke asked. "Well, daddy, you aren't always the brightest star in the sky, but I still love you!" She said. She ran over to him and flung her arms around his neck. Everyone could tell he was shocked. "Thank you, daddy." She said. Kisuke's shock wore off and he hugged her back.

"Alright, watch out people, cakes' coming through!" My mother, Rukia, shouted over the chattering room. To everyone's surprise, she baked it from scratch, with a bit of help from aunt Yuzu. Mom put the cake on the table and hesitantly handed the lighter to Yoruichi. She lighted all thirteen candles, without burning anything or anyone. "Make a wish and blow out your candles!" I said excitedly. "Okay…um…oh! I got it!" Roxy said. She closed her eyes and a few seconds later, she blew out her candles. As we ate cake, Roxy opened her presents. The first was from me. Mom and dad had given me money to go get her the t-shirt she had been eyeing every time we go into Target (hehehe). "Oh my God! No way! You guys got me the 'I'm A Ninja, and Your Not' t-shirt!" She exclaimed and hugged me tight.

"Again, I can't breathe!" I gasped out. "Oops, sorry!" She said letting go.

"Well, we knew you had been eyeing it, so I got some money, actually I begged for money, and went out to get it!" I said smiling. "Thanks, Shel! I love it!" She exclaimed. She gave me another hug, this one wasn't crushing my lungs.

She loved all her presents, even the one from Rangiku and Gin, which was a pink scarf like Rangiku. "I told her, ya wouldn't want t' pink one, but, she didn't listen." Gin had said. Rangiku hit him on the arm. I laughed at it. Roxy hit my arm again, and it turned into a poking match, I won!

The rest of the night went nicely, and then everybody went to bed. 'Cause, the next day we where gonna go to the beach, that was a mistake!

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Roxy: I LOVED IT!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

Me: NO PROBLEM!!!!!!!

Kisuke: SHELBY, YOU DO NOT OWN MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!

Me: GET OVER IT!!!!!!!