WARNING: I was originally going to give this fic a COMPLETE rewrite, but I decided not to. Some people might come back to reread it, and I don't want to disappoint them. If this is your first time reading this, I'm asking you not to be critical about how the plot makes no sense and all of that good stuff. I'm aware that things jump back and forth and that some things don't add up. I'd appreciate it if you didn't point it out and keep making me feel bad about it. ^^; That said, if you still want to read, go for it! Thanks!
Chapter One.
"You ready to wreak some havoc on the streets, Kagamine?"
A smirk plays at my lips when I hear Kaito's voice calling to me from a few yards away, the noise echoing off the brick walls that surround the alley. Slowly, I turn to face my friend. Not only is the blue-haired ice-cream lover standing there, but he's flanked on either side by Gakupo and the new guy. I think I recall his name being Piko.
Yea. The guy's a piece of work. Couldn't hurt a fly.
In fact, if I remember correctly, last week when he first became a part of my gang, the idiot tripped over his own two feet and sprained his ankle. It was at that time I guessed he wouldn't last a week with us, but whaddya know!? He's still here.
It's only a matter of time, though.
Anyways. Back to the matter at hand.
I flip my hood up so that shadows cover my face, and then I shove my hands down deep into the pockets of my hoodie. The sound of my footsteps bounces off the walls as I approach the trio, eyes full of cruelty and mischief. I push past them, my shoulder butting against Kaito's. I'm in the lead as I make my way down the crowded streets. People are careful - no, smart - enough to avoid us as we make our rounds.
Yes. We patrol these streets normally, every single day. This is my turf. And I will make sure no other guy dares intrude and try to take this area for himself.
Well, that, and I love to beat up a few idiots every now and then. There's always someone for me to harass. I'm sure today will be no exception.
"I say we head over to the bar. There's always a few drunks over there causing a fuss, no matter the time of day," the purple-haired samurai suggests, as though he read my thoughts.
"Sounds like that could be fun," Kaito puts in. "Hell, we may even cross paths with a couple of fine ladies. And we all know that Len really needs to just get laid."
I tighten my hand into a fist. "Shut the hell up, Kaito," I growl, not bothering to turn and give him a warning glare. He knows to stay quiet after one screw up because I won't hesitate to beat him to a pulp.
"Heh. Kaito just got silenced," Gakupo giggles, like the freaking child that he is.
"I'll silence you, too, if you keep it up," I snap, glancing over my shoulder and fixing him with a harsh blue stare. Just as I'm about to turn back to see where I'm going, something crashes into me.
No. Someone.
I stumble backwards a little bit with an 'oomph' of surprise, as the very sweet smell of oranges overpowers me. I reach up and grab the slender arms of the girl who ran into me, gripping her firmly but pushing her away slowly.
She looks up at me with the widest, most innocent cerulean eyes I've ever seen. Her voice is like an angel's as she says, without even a hint of fear, considering how intimidating I must seem to her, "I-I'm so sorry! I should've been watching where I was going."
I release her and blink. No use hiding that she's really caught my attention. "It's fine. I...was the one who wasn't paying attention." I flash her a warm smile.
My friends start gasping and whispering to each other. Unfortunately, I can't pick anything out specifically.
The blonde girl hesitantly grins. God, she's gorgeous. "Thanks for not being angry..." There's a bit of fear glittering within her eyes. Does she know who I am?
"It was an accident." I blink reassuringly and look her over before she can say she has to go. She has blonde hair, about the same length as mine, with her bangs held to the sides with pink pins. She's wearing a white button-up shirt that fits her very well, but unfortunately she doesn't have any boobs.
Not that that's all I look for in a girl...ehehe.
She has such fair skin, and beautiful eyes. Her skirt is pretty short, too, reaching about mid-thigh and showing off her smooth legs. Her cheeks are turning even pinker the longer she looks at me. And she looks so...innocent. Untainted.
Like the kind of girl who would be tons of fun to play around with, if you know what I mean.
"I...er...have to go," she suddenly insists, avoiding my gaze.
Of course she does.
I frown. "Well, okay. Be careful."
She nods at me as she passes by, ducking her head to avoid looking at my friends. Their gazes follow her as she pushes through the crowd. Why do I feel like they're staring at her butt?
Right. Because they're perverts. And she does maybe sorta kinda have a nice butt anyway...
Not that I was looking.
"You should go after her." Kaito winks and starts elbowing me in the side, much to my annoyance.
"Shut up, Kai. Just shut the hell up." I swivel on my heel and start going on my merry way, with the three following me, whispering about the girl. Something about how she needs a bigger rack, but that her nice butt made up for it. And that I should've gotten her name and number since I always seem to woo the ladies. As if a girl as sweet as her would be up for someone like me.
I turn down another street, making a circle - well, more like a square - to head back the way we came. Nothing out of the ordinary so far. Doesn't look like there's anyone I can go punch in the face. It's kinda boring...walking around with nothing to do. But then...thinking of that blonde chick is enough of a time-waster for me.
That's when I hear Piko's voice. "Hey, that looks like some guy who's stirring up some trouble. Looks like he's trying to steal your thunder, Kagamine."
I nod to show that I heard, and then strain to listen to what the man - who must be a foot or so taller than I - has to say.
"...much too young to not have a boyfriend. How 'bout you come over to my place? We could have some fun like last time..."
"Get the hell away from me. I don't bend to the will of jerks like you," a voice snaps back.
Woah. Wait.
That voice.
"I suggest you don't make a scene," the red-haired guy whispers. I assume he's pulled a knife or some other weapon on her, because she gasps in surprise. "Now let's go."
"I don't think so," she murmurs.
Wow. The girl's got guts.
But I'm not going to wait on her to end up getting seriously hurt. I close the distance between myself and the pair, who are partially hidden around the corner of an alley.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I demand, arriving within mere feet of the tall guy.
He turns around with a smirk. "And who might you be, little boy?" he asks, in an arrogant voice that really makes me want to beat the snot out of him.
"I'm Len Kagamine, her boyfriend. Now get the hell away from her." I'm actually not that surprised with my sudden explanation. I tend to be good at coming up with things like that on short notice. Stepping forward, I snatch the blushing girl's wrist and rip her away from his grip so that the stumbles into my chest. I wrap my arms around her.
The guy stares at me in surprise for a moment, but then it turns to rage. "You dare pick a fight with me, little boy?" he sneers, pointing his knife in my direction.
I pull away from the girl - who had been shaking viciously in fear and hugging me back, I might add. "Stand aside. This may get ugly."
She obeys, and backs away, bringing her hands up to cover her mouth as she watches with wide eyes.
"I'd tell you to turn back now, but I'm sure you won't listen," I tell him, pushing one of my sleeves up to my elbow. "So let's just get this over with."
"A wimp like you thinks he can take me down? I don't think so." The red-haired guy lunges for me, knife pointing down.
I'm pretty sure he was aiming to strike a downward blow at my chest, but he missed. No surprise there. Because I dodge him like a freaking boss, only to hit him with a well-aimed blow and knock the weapon out of his hand. It clatters to the ground, and he glances over to it in shock. But there's no time for him to make some witty comment or attack me again, because I kick him with all my strength...right in the stomach.
"You little brat." It kinda shocks me. The very first time someone's ever gotten a good hit at me. And it's enough to make me spit out some blood.
I applaud him.
Too bad I'm better than he is, though.
I pull back my clenched fist and crack him once in the face. No, twice. Just kidding. Three times, before he falls backward with a dent in his head and crimson liquid staining his skin.
"Good win, Kagamine," Kaito shouts, clapping a couple of times.
"You..." The blonde girl points at me, unable to say anything more.
"You're welcome," I say simply, in sort of a rude tone.
She grins at me. "Thank you...so much. He...he's hurt me before. I..." Her gaze drops to stare at the ground, locks of her golden blonde hair falling to cover those captivating eyes. Then she looks back up and walks towards me, eyes twinkling. Are those...dirty thoughts she's got running through her mind right now? "I'm Rin. I don't know what I could possibly to do thank you..."
I smirk down at her as she places a hand on my chest and leans up on her tip-toes to kiss my cheek.
The only thing I can think...well...that escalated quickly.
I've always wanted a good girl who'd be naughty only for me. And I've heard every girl wants a bad boy who is good only to her.
I'm the one and the only 'forever-alone-because-I'm-too-cruel-and-heartless'' Len Kagamine.
And I think I just found my naughty girl.
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(:Mizune