Disclaimer: …do you THINK I own Code Lyoko? I only own Tessa, because she is I, and Majik the Typewriter in this story. I also don't own the song 'Planet Tokyo' by Puffy Amiyumi. You'll see why it's in this in a second. ;D

whee! I finally got off my lazy butt and wrote a fanfic on the site! I got this idea while thinking of a blooper I made up a while ago. I love making people happy and making them laugh. Code Lyoko is on now, but it's Amnesia and Killer Music again. BORING! This isn't really my FIRST fanfiction, just my first on the site. Enjoy!

Not much Code Lyoko in this one, but there'll be loads in the future chapters.

Chapter 1 – Majik in the Air!
It was a nice, peaceful day in the town of Newcastle. The sea was flowing in and out on the seashore, the birds were singing, the streets were quie-

'The CD spins and we begin

All systems go!

Come hitch a ride inside

And watch the moon grow

It won't be long until we're up in Zero G

Above the atmosphere

Just you and me and me!'

..actually, never mind. This horrifying sound came from a small 11-year-old girl skipping along the street, bellowing the words at the top of her voice.

'Planet Tokyo!

It's a place not very far

In your stereo

It's as close to where you are

On the radio

It's a sound that you can see

Planet Tokyo!

It's the place you want to be

Toniiiiight….'

The girl's name was Tessa, and she was on her way back from school. It had been a good day, since it was Friday. The day was full of random screaming, making fun of people who bothered her, more random screaming and top marks in IT class.

'Riiiight…'

At this point her voice broke and she started coughing. 'Aww damnit, not again!' she hacked. 'This happens every time I try to sing and walk at the same time!'

Tessa groaned as she walked along again, thinking of her To-Do list and what she had done that day. Let's see here..finish that French cat poster, yes. Scream in Johnny Laughing-Boy's ear, uhuh..

(A/N: he's actually called Johnathan Ross. Really, he is! That's my name for him; he irritates the hell out of me too. )

Not noticing she had gone way further past her house, she was broken out of her pointless trance by a rustling in a pile of leaves. Tessa, being her curious self, peeked over and saw a small kitten poke its head out.

Being the cat lover she was, she tore off after the kitten faster than you could say 'buttonhole'.

It lead her a long way away until she finally lost it in a dark alley. Tessa was disappointed; it was a cute kitten too..

Before she left to go back home, she couldn't help but notice a drape. It was covering something. She pulled it off to reveal an odd device.

It looked a lot like a rusty typewriter, except it had a coloured wire sticking out here and there and what looked like a small screen. It was like those thingies that have messages that fly across them.

Tessa poked it curiously, until it made crackling sounds and started to make sounds that sounded like bad attempts at talking. It then broke into song.

'I am a majik typewriter

Who was made by a man who was hyper

He just loved to be funny

And made noses runny

But suddenly died due to viper.

So left there I was to rust

Finding someone was a must

But the person I'd find

Must have had a good mind

And be one who I'd thoroughly trust.

And you my dear child, I can clearly see

That you would be the right owner for me

For you I can change shows

Until my life blows

So take me home, and you'll see!'

The noises died down as the flashing lights flashed into nothing. Tessa just stared at it. She could guess it was old, but she didn't expect some random object to start singing!

She picked up the device and ran off home with one thought in her mind.

'I just hope this piece of crap won't kill me.'

-Back home! Dundundun-

Tessa sat down at her kitchen table and put the device in front of her. Once you got past all the rust and dirt, it did look kind of flashy.

She grabbed a cloth and tried to give the thing a clean. After a bit of wiping, you could make out the letters on the keys. It was just like a keyboard on a computer.

Something that resembled a face popped up on the screen. It came to life again, only this time it didn't sing and its voice was a lot better than before.

'Thanks a lot kid, I'd have had a shower if I wasn't electronic and if I found one anywhere. You can call me Majik.'

Tessa couldn't help but giggle. 'What did you mean by your song earlier?' she asked.

'Ahh, that thing? I've always hated that song, but since that damn Scottish kid wrote it and permanently saved it in my memory, I automatically sing it every time I see someone.' It replied.

'So you want to know what I can do, eh? Well, I'll just show you.' Majik started to glow.

Tessa stared at herself, she was glowing too. 'What the hell are you-'

That was the last thing she said as they disappeared in a flash of light.

-FLASHITY!-

Tessa opened her eyes again to find that she was floating in midair. She yelped and grabbed onto the nearest possible object. Which turned out to be Majik.

'Ow, hey! Watch the keys!'

'WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?' she yelled. 'We're stuck in the middle of nowhere and I'm hungry!'

Majik was calm, however. 'Geez, just calm down and let me explain!'

Tessa took in a deep breath and looked at him. 'I just noticed,' she thought, 'how can he talk…if he's a typewriter..?'

'We are currently stuck between Cardcaptor Sakura and Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.' She stared at him.

'Wha-?'

'Hehe, didn't expect that, did you? I can put you into TV shows and I can change the episodes as you please!' Majik 'chuckled' as he materialized a cookie and made it float into Tessa's open mouth as she gaped. 'I also have the ability to make things appear.' He added.

Tessa swallowed the remains of the cookie. 'You mean that you can put me in ANY show I want?'

Majik's digitalized face moved up and down as if he was nodding.

'SWEETNESS!' Tessa cried. 'Do you think you could send me to Code Lyoko? I don't care which episode.'

'Okey dokey. First stop: Code Lyoko!' Majik said as the whizzed off into another beam of light.

On the way, Tessa could recognize some of the shows they went past. 'Look! It's Inuyasha!' she said while pointing to everyone's favourite half demon.

'And there's- eww. Camp Lazlo. That show sucks!' (A/N: DON'T KILL ME PLZ)

'Woo! I didn't know Hamtaro would be here!'

After a while, Majik spoke up again. 'Ok, I think this is us!' he said as they flew into a blue screen.

-And that's when it all went wrong-

The two landed in the middle of a forest. Tessa got up, dusted herself and looked around, with Majik floating beside her.

'Hey, wait a minute,' Tessa said slowly, 'This isn't Code Lyoko. Either that or season 2 has another kooky place added that people didn't mention in the recap.'

Majik's face was soon a look of horror. 'Oh no..' he said as a map poofed up in front of him. 'Oh hell no! It can't be!' he yelled

Tessa looked at him. 'What! What is it?'

'WE'RE- WE'RE IN..'

Suddenly a girl and a monkey appeared.

'Hola! I'm Dora, and this is Boots! Who are you?'

Tessa screamed and pointed the girl. 'HOLY FUCK! NOT DORA THE EXPLORER! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE, MAJIK!'

'I'm hurrying! I'm hurrying!' said Majik quickly. Soon they had disappeared before Dora could run after them.

'Waaait!' she cried, 'You didn't say 'backpack'!'

-Bye-bye Dora-

Tessa and Majik appeared in another show this time. They were both panting.

'Majik, promise me you'll NEVER do that again!'

'Computer chip's honour. I don't know what Code Lyoko episode we're in right now.'

Tessa wasn't worried. 'I've seen every episode more than twice, and I've read the season 2 recaps. I should have no problem finding out where I am.'

She ran off past the manhole to the factory with Majik close behind. Soon she was at the school.

Tessa peeked into one of the windows of the building to see Milly and Tamiya. It looked like another news report. The only words Tessa could make out were 'prom' and 'night'.

'I know what episode we're in!' she said excitedly to Majik. 'We're in Teddygozilla! This is going to be FUN!'

yayy! I had a lot of fun writing this. I don't know when I'll be able to update next, it may be tomorrow. Hehe, as you can tell I HATE Dora the Fa- I mean, Explorer. 0:3

Please review and tell me what you think! All flames will be directed to the waiting marshmallows sitting on this desk for the reviewers!