"Naruto! Wake up! I got accepted!" Came a shout.
Naruto groggily opened his eyes to listen to what was happening. His head lifted itself off of the soft pillow as he looked out his window.
He had left it open the night prior. He rubbed the sleep from his eyes as he pulled himself from bed and headed to the window.
"What the hell Tsukune!?" Naruto shouted back out of his window.
"Bro! We need to celebrate!"
"What the hell man! I just got accepted to Hinozama high like a month ago! I need to sleep in today or I'll fall asleep on the bus!"
"That's not important right now! I just got accepted into Youkai academy!" Tsukune shouted through the window.
'Youkai academy? Never heard of it. Now I'm interested!'
"Alright Tsukune! Tell me about this Youkai Academy!" Naruto yelled.
"Hey keep it down! Some of us are trying to sleep!" some unknown person shouted.
A tick mark formed atop his forehead. Some bastard out their just told him to shut up.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!" Naruto screamed.
Naruto went back into his room, heaved his bed over his head, and chunked it through a wall, smashing into a house.
It resonated with a loud thud. He had anger problems, but it didn't affect him any, just the people around him.
Naruto walked back up to the window to see a heavily sweating Tsukune standing there, too scared to move.
"Continue!" Naruto yelled.
"OH! Ummmm…. I don't really know anything about it, sorry." Tsukune said, nervously.
'He doesn't know anything about it? Now I'm really interested!' Naruto thought to himself.
'On one hand I'm going to the top Japanese Secondary school in the Nation. But Youkai academy has a much cooler name, and I'm honestly only continuing my education so that I can better understand this non-ninja inhabited world.' Naruto thought long and hard to himself.
He was fairly new to this world, having only been here for three years. He understood the customs pretty well because they weren't too different to Konoha on a civilian basis, but technology and entertainment were pretty rockin!
"HEY UNCLE BEE!" Naruto yelled into his house.
"YO WHATUP YOUNGE BLOOD?" Bee shouted back through the house.
Killer Bee had been better integrated into this world through the use of streaming Hip-Hop music from the internet. He had finally found a culture that he could relate to and enjoy.
"IVE DECIDED TO NOT GO TO HINOZAMA HIGH! I'M GOING TO YOUKAI ACADEMY!" Naruto screeched.
Tsukune's eyes widened. Could he just do that? Well he shouldn't have been too surprised. Naruto could practically do whatever he felt like, because of his super human abilities and great skill in cheating in everything he does.
"SOUNDS LIKE THE SHIT DAWG! GO LIVE YA LIFE HOMIE!" Bee shouted back.
"I'm going to Youkai Academy!" Naruto shouted jumping out of his window, two stories down and onto the concrete.
"H-H-How are you going to be able to go?" Tsukune asked.
He already knew about Naruto's Ninja abilities when they were younger. Naruto just flat out told him. At first he thought the young blonde to be crazy, until the very same boy multiplied himself into another thousand.
"Do you have your acceptance letter?" Naruto asked.
Tsukune removed his back pack and pulled out a slip of paper that read 'You have been accepted to Youkai Academy.'
Naruto took it from his hand and held out his other. With a poof, an exact duplicate appeared in his hand.
"Here's yours back." Naruto said.
Tsukune smiled at his friend. He then looked down at what Naruto's clothes, which consisted of frog decorated underwear and a pair of spirally knee high socks.
"N-Naruto! Y-Y-Y-"
"What?!" Naruto asked.
He looked down at his attire and noticed the state he was in.
"Ohhhhhhh…" He snapped his fingers clothes appeared over his person.
He wore a black overcoat, a buttoned up white shirt with his sleeves rolled up, black slacks, a black tie and a black bandana with a swirl in the center. He had tied his headband around his waist to act as a belt.
"Wow…."
"I know… I was up all night deciding on what I wanted to wear! Lookin' good right?" Naruto asked.
Tsukune nodded.
"So when do we get on the bus?" Naruto asked.
He held out his hand and a backpack appeared in his hands, which he slung over his shoulder. He walked past him, like he owned all of Japan.
"Naruto! The bus stop is this way!" Tsukune shouted over to his friend.
"I knew that!" Naruto disappeared and reappeared instantly in front of Tsukune, who almost died of shock. It wasn't like it was the first time he had ever done that, but you could never truly get used to it.
"You comin'?"
"Ninja-teme…."
"HA! Never heard that one before!" Naruto said loudly, slapping Tsukune's back, and knocking him onto the floor.
"Sorry man… I forgot you were a fragile baby!" Naruto said, pulling his friend back up by his collar.
"Whatevs bro! At least if I get in a scrap with a bunch of upper classmen, you can whoop their ass!" Tsukune shouted.
"Damn right I'll whoop some ass! That's what I do best!" Naruto shouted defiantly.
Naruto looked at the road, as if waiting for the greatest thing in the world. It didn't come for a while.
"When does this bus come anyways!?" Naruto asked.
It was much brighter out now, so they could see much better.
"It comes at one." Tsukune told him.
"When is that?"
Tsukune looked at his watch.
"Now." As if on cue, a bus drove right in front of them.
"You two kids looking to go to Youkai Academy?" The eerie bus driver asked.
"So what if we are?" Naruto asked.
"Get on…" The driver ordered.
"Well I'm officially terrified." Tsukune said, following the blond onto the seats.
"Bro… This is going to be FUCKING AWESOME!"
"Whatever bro…" Tsukune said, sitting in the back with the blond Shinobi.
The bus began to take off as they looked out the window to the slowly blurring road. It was like a color show to Naruto. Usually when he reached speeds this fast, he never got to notice the ground next to him. Looking forward wasn't as cool as looking next to you, but it was much safer.
"What do you think is so cool about this school?" Naruto asked.
"On the flyer it said it was a place for the people to get integrated into modern society. Don't really understand who that could help with besides you Naruto." Tsukune said truthfully.
"Me still having to get integrated?" Naruto put his hand under his chin and rubbed it in between his pointer finger and thumb.
"I guess. But even I understand things pretty well for only being here four years. Why would other people who have lived in Japan their whole life have to 'get integrated into Normal society?'" Naruto asked.
Tsukune shrugged his shoulders, not really caring in all honesty.
"So what time is school going to be over, cause Uncle Bee's making Ramen tonight!" Naruto asked.
Tsukune rubbed behind his head nervously and began to look out the window.
"I forgot to tell you… Youkai academy is a…." He tried to find a way to tell him, but found all of his courage sapped from him.
"A what?"
"A B-b-b-b-boarding School…"
Naruto looked at him for a moment, then at the bus driver, then back at him. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a cellular phone.
He began to dial in a number. He placed the phone to his head, waiting for the thing to speak back to him.
"Hey uncle?... Yeah Whatsup! Hey I won't make it to dinner tonight….. Cause the school I'm going to is a boarding school….. Yeah I know right!... Hey I got time off on breaks, so I can come visit then!... Don't worry, Kurama can teleport to me when he finds out I'm gone!... Yeah I know he's dumb sometimes, but he's not retarded….. Alright, peace out uncle." Naruto spoke into his cell, and then closed it shut.
"We were going to have ramen tonight! This school better be something, or I'm going to flip a lid!" Naruto said angrily.
"Don't worry kid. Trust me when I say, this school really is something." The bus driver spoke eerily.
"Naruto." Tsukune whispered into the blonds ear.
"What?"
"Why are his eyes glowing?" Naruto took a look at the bus driver's rear view mirror, making out the glowing eyes that Tsukune had spotted. Naruto really hadn't been paying much attention. He just thought that he just had interesting eye coloration.
"Dunno." Naruto leaned back in his seat, as did Tsukune.
He continued to wait for the bus to get their.
"Hey bus driver!" Naruto shouted after five minutes.
"What do you want kid?"
"Are we your only stop?" Naruto asked.
"Yes. Why; are you getting bored of waiting? Cause were almost there." Naruto sighed happily.
"Thank Kami!" Naruto shouted in glee.
This surprised the bus driver because he hadn't heard a reference to a god of that age in a while. It was a very old Human religion that had all but disappeared in the 1300s. Monsters weren't religious, so they didn't detain anything like that. Who was he?
"I-I-Is that a t-t-tunnel?" Tsukune asked, looking at the dark hole appearing in front of him, unable to control his fear. It was a fear of the dark in which he got when he was younger and out on his own.
The bus then went through into the darkness. Naruto stiffened.
He felt Chakra seep from the walls, as if trying to move them somewhere. It was weird, and he didn't like it at all. He could tell there was some seal work in play, and he had a hunch it was average sealing at best.
'If these are seals, I could make better ones with a pencil.' Naruto thought to himself.
They soon exited the tunnel, only to be greeted to a very strange world. To their left was an ocean of red. Something not even Naruto had ever heard of.
"Woah…." Tsukune muttered.
If he had never met Naruto, he would have probably been having a seizure, but right now, he was only a slightly panicking.
"This place seems to be pretty awesome… But their aren't any girls…" Naruto muttered to himself.
The scenery was awesome to him, whatever was going on at this school, worked for him entirely. Even the red sky was cool!
The bus stopped at a scarecrow and the doors slid open.
"Be careful at Youkai academy. It's not your typical school." The glowing eyed man spoke.
"Your telling me! Look at that tree stub! It's giving me the look…" Naruto shouted, looking out the window.
"Here's your stop."
"Arigato!" Naruto shouted, jumping out of the vehicle's window, not even bothering with the front door. Tsukune would have to take the long way.
Tsukune soon left the bus and was now next to Naruto, staring out at the forest. The path was sketchy, so neither wanted to take the lead. Getting lost in a forest on your first day didn't sound to appealing.
"Well I guess It's just you and me!" Naruto said, showing his leadership skills and taking the front.
Naruto only had one of the two straps on his backpack. His ideology was that one strapping was probably the most useful invention sense the light saber; which he was convinced was real.
The forest was scary and it brought a feeling of Nostalgia to Naruto's stomach. It was like the good old days during the Chuunin Exams. He was half expecting a snake to jump out and eat him right on the spot.
Naruto's Ninja instincts soon kicked in as he heard some form of wheeled vehicular device head right toward both him and his friend.
"Sorry Tsukune." Naruto said.
Before the said boy could react, he was grabbed by his collar and thrown into a flying object that would have hit Naruto.
He crashed onto the floor, stopping himself with his hands. What he didn't expect from landing, was something soft. It felt like pillows underneath his hands. His face went red when a moan could be heard from underneath him.
He looked down, only to see a pink haired girl underneath him. He was holding her ample breasts.
"Getting a little to comfy are we Tsukune?" Naruto asked.
"N-N-No I-I-I-I-I"
"You have yet to let go…."
"AHHH!" Tsukune jumped back in shock, knocking himself onto his butt.
The pink haired girl began to get up off the floor as both Tsukune and Naruto looked intently for any signs of damage.
"Sorry, I'm Anemic and I must have lost focus… Sorry." She had a very innocent high pitch voice.
"Don't worry about it! My friend Tsukune here doesn't mind in the least! Right Tsukune?" Naruto asked.
Tsukune began to turn red as a small amount of blood dripped down his nose.
"Oh no your bleeding! Here let me take care of that!" She said getting up and walking up to the sitting boy. He closed his eyes so as not to look at her panties.
She lent forward and wiped the blood away from his nose. She gave it a quick whiff, surprising Naruto slightly.
'Why would she be interested in how his blood smells? I can sense chakra coming from her, but not a lot… Maybe she's a…."
"No… I shouldn't." She muttered to herself.
"What?" Tsukune asked.
"But it smells so good… I'm sorry but I have to taste it!" She said.
"Huh?"
"You see, I'm a vampire!" She said, and before he could react, she bit his neck.
'Vampire…. Well my friend's dead! Time to head home!' Naruto thought to himself and turned away.
Her fangs popped off, as Tsukune rubbed his neck. It wasn't even bleeding. To top it all off, Naruto was slinking away.
"NARUTO! YOUR LEAVING ME?!" Tsukune shouted out toward his slowly receding friend.
"uhhh….." Naruto had no response.
He hadn't trained in months, so he was very doubtful he could take on a vampire. He heard stories that they could throw the moon if they really wanted to…. Or was that the Juubi? He couldn't remember, he just knew that he was unfit.
"I'm sorry! I'm new and I guess I couldn't control myself! Please don't hate me because I'm a vampire!" The girl shouted, bowing her head in unease.
"A-A-A Vampire? I don't I hate you… I'm just a little…. Nervous! Cause you're a-a-a-a vampire…" Tsukune stuttered out.
"Oh! Well I'm REALLY nice! And I won't hurt you! I promise!" She said enthusiastically.
"Well sense were all friends here! Lets start with names!" Naruto said, now completely behind them, like magic.
The girl bounced in surprise, not expecting to be caught off guard so easily.
"W-Well I'm Moka Akashiya! What about you?" She asked Tsukune.
"Well this is my buddy Tsukune, and my name is NARUTO UZUMAKI!" Naruto shouted, now on the other side of them, shocking Moka yet again.
"Sorry about my friend, sometimes he gets too excited." Tsukune said, pulling himself off of the floor. He offered a hand to the pink haired vampire, who took it happily.
"So you don't hate me even though I'm a vampire?" She asked nervously.
"Why would I hate someone for something as simple as that?" Tsukune asked.
On the outside he was accepting things quite well, but on the inside, he was a nervous wreck. Was she really a vampire? He was so dead if Naruto can't hold his own. That would be the only thing protecting himself from her if she decided she wanted to suck him dry.
"Awesomeness! Let's all head to school together! Just wait! We'll be the three most epic kids in the whole school!" Naruto shouted out with glee!
Tsukune looked down at his feet, feeling very embarrassed for his friend. Moka smiled. Naruto seemed like a good guy to her. He was just really; animated.
"and maybe…." He looked at the, trying to build emphasis.
"The whole world." They chuckled.
"This school year doesn't seem to be going to bad at all so far!"
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Hate it or love it? I've wanted to write a Naruto Rosario Vampire Crossover for a while!
I'll tell you the pairings right now! NarutoXMizore TsukuneXMoka KillerBeeX (Mystery!) KurumuX(Mystery) ShizukaX(Mystery)
If you guess the mysteries you can have a theoretical highfive! Not that you will!
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