5.00 pm
Chez Bonkers
Well, actually it is not bonkers anymore because I don't live with my Mutti and Vati anymore because i am an adult!!! life is fab, lalala.
1 minute later.
Or it would be if i didn't have to pay bills. Oh Dear Gott in Himmel, i sounded just like Vati. Don't let me do that again. Anyways, let me tell you about my vair marvy life. I work in a dance academy teaching children how to backing dance with the girls. The ace gang strikes again. Hurrah. We teach them all the disco infernos. And let me tell you, there are quite a lot of cheeky minxes there, especially the boys.
2 minutes later
And our manager who i will not name. Never ever *cough*Christan*cough. He is tres rudey dudey. And an immence flirt beyond belief. HoHumPigsBum.
5 minutes later
I have just walked into the kitchen and found candles on the table. And Dave cooking dinner. In a pink apron. He turned around. "Hello KittyKat" Ok, so i forgot to tell you that Dave was lodging with me to help me pay my bills. And the fact that we were official snogging partners. But apart from that, i have told you everything. I was a bit suspicious about the pink apron though, it looked suspiciously like the one I found in vati's undercracker drawer all those years ago.
3 minutes later
While I was standing here babbling to myself, Dave had taken off his apron and set the dinner on the table. I had sat down by this time. Dave poured me some champagne and had started eating. Mmm, it was pasta bake, my fave. I had just started to eat when he suddely looked up at me and held my gaze. He looked quite nervy and un-Davish. Then he got out of his seat and bent down on one knee. (in front of me, you fules, not just a random place) oh giddy god, was he really going to propose? He took a box out of his pocket, looked into my eyes and said "Georgia Nicolson, most beautiful girl in the world, born on the 31st September, will you marry me?" Yes, yes and thrice yes!!!
"Yes, of course!" i replied with a big and Marvy smile on my face. He smiled and then put the ring on my finger. He looked at me again and we were kissing. Ooh, number 7, with nip-libbling!
The end! i decided to put gee's birthday in september because in angus thongs and full-frontal snogging it said for 50 friends, and she said she would be forced to pick the librans she called the most. libra being september-october.