I do not own Naruto or any characters trademarked by Naruto, VIZ media, or Misashi Kishimoto. OBVIOUSLY!!
THIS STORY IS FOR OTAKU, SORRY TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE ONLY NARU-TARDS!!
F.Y.I.: Some of it is in l33t, if you cannot read it, please e-mail me and I will send you a "cheat sheet".
Deep in the woods of the Land of Fire, there lay secret, underground hideouts. These hideouts belong to a secret organization known as the Akatsuki. The hideouts all stood in silence, except one...
"Move back Tobi. This could blow. Now...the book says-Tobi put that down!"
"8u7 D3!D4R4-53MP4!..."
"Now Tobi!", commanded Deidara.
"Y35 53MP4!.", said Tobi sadly.
"You know, you're lucky I know l33t, otherwise you would never have gotten into the Akatsuki. I meen, come-on, how many guys do you know that understand l33t?", asked Deidara while he continued to read 'How to make Crack: For complete and total retards'.
"733 H33...J00 54!d CUM!", laughed Tobi (Yes...Tobi laughs in l33t too).
"I said come not cum! God, Tobi!", exclaimed Deidara.
"WH47 D035 7H!5 57UFF D0?", asked Tobi picking up a test-tube with blue liquid in it.
"Put that down!!", yelled Deidara.
"0K4Y.", said Tobi as he dropped the tube.
'BOOM', the room exploded and smoke billowed out the door.
'-knock-knock-knock-', the door opened and in stepped Zetsu. "What is going on in here?! Tobi?! Deidara?! Someone better answer.", commanded black Zetsu.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!", screamed Deidara, rolling around on the ground, sad about the loss of his crack.
"D3!D4R4-53MP4! M4D3 CR4CK.", answered Tobi matter-of-factly.
"Well what ever you're doing, keep that stuff away from me...", and as Zetsu lifted his hand to point at the crack, he revealed that he had flowers on his arm, "...I'm polllinating.", stated white Zetsu.
"What the F--K!", yelled Deidara jumping up.
"4WW, 2375U'5 60!N6 70 83 4 M0M!", said Tobi in a whimsical voice.
"What did he say?", asked white Zetsu.
"He says your'e going to be a mom.", said Deidara sarcastically.
"Well, technically, I'm not male or female. Plants have both sexual reproductive organs. My female part was impregnated by a tulip. So i'm pregnate with tulip children.", said white Zetsu.
'-BLECH-", Deidara vomited all over the floor.
"J00 M4K3 M3 W4N7 70 V0M!7!", screamed Tobi. He started to run in circles but slipped on Deidara's puke. He fell into the puke, which got all over him. There was a muffled noise which caused Zetsu and Deidara to look around.
"What the hell was that?!", asked black Zetsu harshly.
"70B!...7HR3W UP...!N H!5 M45K.", Tobi looked up and vomit was oozing out of the hole in his mask.
"You're disguisting.", said Zetsu with a look of hatred and slight constipation.
THANKS FOR READING!!
I realize it's not much, but I will continue to add installments. (So far I'm up to four)