The Tour of The Akatsuki Hideout
Tigressana was just walking down the hall when she had noticed Brett, Lana, Niana, Aoiro, and Ketsueki wondering around while looking a bit lost. "What's the matter?", asked Tigressana. "Well, sis. We are new, and we don't know our way around yet., said Brett. "Wait a minute, that's right! I'll tell Pein that I am going to give you all a tour of the hideout. Okay?", Tigressana explained. After they all nodded in agreement, Tigressana called for Pein. "Hey Pein! Get over here!", exclaimed Tigressana. Suddenly, Pein appeared out of a puff of smoke. "What is it, Tigressana? I'm very busy right now.", said Pein. "I just was going to tell you that I was going to give the new recruit's a tour of the hideout. "Is that all?! You could of just called me on my cell phone!", explained Pein, pointing at his phone. "Oh, well can I get started with this tour? They are all looking more and more confused each second.", said Tigressana. She then pointed out how they all looked like. "sigh Very well then, give them the tour.", said Pein. "Okay, guys, Lets get started!", exclaimed Tigressana excitedly.
"This, as you may have figured out is the hallway that contains all of the bedrooms. Each member has their own room, so to tell the difference, since there are so many of us, the doors have a sign on them with the name of the member that sleeps in them. For example, this is Hidan's room.", explains Tigressana. "Cool, can I go in there? Uh, you know, to say hi to Hidan.", pleaded Niana. "ABSOLUTELY NOT!! You are not aloud to barge into other members rooms, unless you are having a relationship with them. Like Tobi and I, We are boyfriend-girlfriend, so I can go in his room, with his permission though. I hate being rude to my Tobi-kun.", says Tigressana, smiling of course. "Reeaally.", says Niana with a smirk on her face. Tigressana, without taking notice, carries on with the tour. "Okay, this is the meeting room. Whenever the leader is holding a meeting, we come here. Any questions? No? Okay then, lets move on.", says Tigressana.
"This is the kitchen, obviously. We eat here, oh, and this is our cooking chart. This is one of our many chore chart. It tells whose turn it is to cook. Oh, and look! It seems to be my turn to cook the meals today, oh, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the-KISAME! DID YOU MESS WITH THE CALENDER AGAIN?!", said Tigressana. "Heh heh, sorry Tigressana-sama.", said Kisame. After Tigressana restored the calendar, she carried on with the tour. "Okay then, this is the living room, and over there is the tv room. Let's move on, I'm sure you all know what we do here.", says Tigressana, "Well, that's it, except for the Leader's office. Now pay attention. You can only enter if he calls you in, lets you in, or if you have cleaning duty. Well that's it. Now lets meet with our teams. Oh, and don't use the big voice thing, that's Pein's. Last time I did it, prepare yourself for this,……………………………...I got Jury Duty!"
The End
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