The Goblin King, a Revolving Door, and other Weird Happenings.

Disclaimer: This is based on a conversation I had with a friend of mine on Facebook messenger. I do not own Labyrinth, Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Enjoy!

Chapter 1

I got onto my Imvu client, a rather popular 3D chat program, and went invisible or into "Do Not Disturb" mode, since I was preoccupied with other things, like using GIMP to create products for the 3D chat program. IMVU glitches from time to time, and apparently had me stuck in a "yo yo" making it look like I kept going and coming on and off-line.

My friend notified me, telling me I was doing just that, and I thought it was rather humorous, but then a few minutes later, she messaged me again.

"What the HELL?! You're still yo-yoing on my end," said my friend Vanessa. I looked, then went into "Friends Only" mode, which only showed me on-line to my friends.

"How about now? Maybe IMVU is glitchy?" I asked.

"You're on-line, now," she replied.

I rolled my eyes at the possibility of IMVU being glitchy... yet again. Using my "mighty author powers," blasted the revolving door making me yo yo in IMVU, and sent it to the Bog of Eternal Stench. When I mentioned it to Vanessa, she started laughing, and I had to laugh along, until I suddenly felt, rather than heard the sudden poof of glitter, which got everywhere in my bedroom. I looked up to see the towering form of the Goblin King himself. I blinked a couple times in shock, not sure how the hell he suddenly appeared in my bedroom in a shower of glitteriness. He did NOT look happy.

"What... is a DOOR doing in the Bog?" he demanded. I blinked at him in confusion.

"Door? OHHH that door. Apparently Imvu was being stupid and kept me going around n round in a revolving door, so I took it down and sent it to the Bog," I replied somewhat proudly. Jareth narrowed his eyes.

"Do you send EVERYTHING that annoys you to the Bog?" he inquired. I smirked evilly and crossed my arms over my chest as I stood to face him.

"Not everything..."