Twilight - The TJL Story
Prologue
"Once upon a time, in the tiny, rainy town of Forks, Washington, lived a boy named Edward and a girl named..."
"Tanya, stop! Please can we not make this another one of those lovey-dovey, 'Edward-for-Bella' type stories?"
"Then what do you suggest, Lauren?"
"How about we pair Edward with another certain brunette? Hint, hint."
"NO JESS!"
"How about we write a story about us. We're always portrayed as the bad guys, the bitches, the skanks. Why not try and write something different."
"Great idea, Lauren. "
"I still think we should an 'Edward-for-Jessica' story..."
"For the last time, Jess, the guy rejected you how many times?"
"But he's HOT! You think so too, Lauren, don't deny it. Those piercing green eyes, wild bronze sex-hair..."
"...Bitchy, loser girlfriend..."
"Bella's not too bad."
"Okay, ladies, moving on. What should our story be about?"
"Vampires?"
"Too cliché."
"Werewolves?"
"Eww, they'll malt and drool all over the place."
"Well, what do you suggest then, Lauren?"
"Well, Tan, how about we write a all-human story. No monsters, to emo girls who over-react when their boyfriends dump them, and definitely NO SPARKLING GAY VAMPIRES!"
"How about a story about three best friends? 'The Turmoils of Being Teenager!'"
"Or a story about Edward dumping Bella (again) and dating me?"
*Collective eye roll directed at Jessica*
"Anyway..."
"Save this story to your allerts and/or favourites so you know when we update!"
"And don't forget to review! We'd love to hear from you guys"
"We also should mention that all things Twilight belong to Stephenie Meyer... You know, due to copyright laws and the like."
"But this fic belongs to PatchsFallenAngel... She's so pretty..."
"Okay, that's enough Jess. Hope to hear from you guys soon!"
xxTanya, Jessica and Lauren (: