Idiot & Stripper
Okay...So this is my first Gray x Natsu. It's a one-shot 'cause I don't feel comfortable making it a story. Not lemon. It isn't a romantic fic. This is all told in NORMAL POV. Er...Hope you enjoy.
"Flame-Brain!"
"Stripper!"
"Ash-For-Brains!"
"Ice Princess!"
The two traded insults to each other non-stop.
"Uh...Erza? Shouldn't you stop them?" A golden-haired teen eyed the bickering rivals.
The red head shrugged. "I haven't had good entertainment lately. I'll let them be until it gets out of hand." She took a bite out of her strawberry cheesecake.
"O...kay..." Lucy said.
"Ice Bastard!" Natsu yelled.
"Pinky!" Gray shouted back.
"It's salmon! NOT PINK!" Natsu corrected angrily.
"Sure. Keep tellin' yourself that, Flaming Retard," Gray snorted.
"Shut up, bastard!"
"Make me, idiot!"
"Thought you'd never ask!" Natsu aimed a punch at Gray's stomach, who dodged.
"THAT THE BEST YOU-OOF!" Gray suddenly collapsed on the floor along with Natsu.
"That is enough. Cool yourselves down by taking a walk," Erza commanded, wiping imaginary dust off her hands.
"Aye,Sir!" Natsu and Gray replied weakly.
Erza glared at them. "I am watching you." The two rivals gulped in fear and nodded rapidly. Erza nodded and walked away.
The two boys scrambled up from the floor and ran out of the guild in attempt to get away from the demon red head for a while. Another thing: They did not want to die from disobeying Erza's orders.
"...This stinks," Natsu voiced both their thoughts.
"No? Really?!" Gray asked, his voice dripping with sarcasm. Natsu scowled in his direction, catching the sarcasm.
"Sarcasic Ice Bastard..." Natsu muttered. Gray merely shrugged in amusement.
"Can't come up with anythin-" Gray paused abruptly as his eyes locked onto something. Specifically some black and blue on the fire mage's forearm.
"What?" Natsu asked.
"What happened to your arm?" The ice mage asked out of concern and curiosity. Hey, they were rivals, but they were also nakama.
"Nothing." Natsu avoided looking at dark-haired boy.
"It doesn't look like nothing. Especially if you've been trying to hide it," Gray countered.
"...Whatever," Was his reply.
Gray sighed. "Look, all I'm asking is if it hurts."
"...I've handled worse," Natsu told him.
Gray nodded. "Okay."
They began to walk in silence and they both began to be consumed in their own little worlds. At least, until the fire mage shoved the ice mage and began making a run for it.
"FLAMING RETARD! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Gray growled at his running figure.
Natsu stuck his tongue out at him. "WHAT? CAN'T CATCH ME?"
"YOU WISH!" The dark-haired boy shouted, running after his pink-headed rival and friend.
They both ran and ran...And ran...And ran...
Until Gray was close enough for physical contact with Natsu.
He tackled him.
They both rolled around, wrestling each other. They ended up laughing beside each other on the ground.
They looked at each other, a few random chuckles thrown out into the air.
"Hmph. Guess this idiot isn't so bad after all...Not like I'll tell the retard that." Gray snorted to himself.
Natsu looked at the sky. "Maybe the Stripper isn't so bad after all...Not like I'd tell the Ice Princess that."
They both lay there, similar thoughts in their minds.
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