Ralphs Trip to Reality
Chapter 1
Doughnut Interrogation
The horror started only a few days ago when that stupid little "Vanellope von Schweetz" ran away. What? You thought I was Ralph? No. My name's Daciana Draco. Lord of dragons and fire… You still don't know me? Ya know, from gods and goddesses? Ok, never mind I'll explain later. Anyways, the whole thing started like this:
"SO! You thought you could kidnap little poor Vanellope when she volunteered to go out into the reality world! You sicken me you dirty, sneaky, fool!" one of the doughnut cops screamed into my face.
"Look bro, I didn't do it. As much as I totally hate her, I didn't do it." I replied slowly. Which was true, I didn't do it. But my "rainbows and butterflies" relationship with her made me a suspect. About a week or so ago, we figured out how to transport videogame characters in or out of their video game. We needed people to volunteer to make sure it was safe to "Reality jump". A few people did including Vanellope and they all made it back safely except for her. Of course. Now Sugar Rush is in total chaos, open to viruses, and all the racers are paranoid about it. Especially Rancis, oh goodness, don't get me started on him. Apparently he can't survive without her for more than five minutes, because eventually he made a substitute-thing for her. And either looks like a voodoo doll or a plush toy mockery of Vanellope. What a loser. Anyways, they continued to question me:
"When was the last time you saw Vanellope? The cop asked
"Uh… I don't know, maybe a four or five days ago at the Reality Jumping meeting we had." I said
The doughnut cop sighed and he flipped a switch on the giant bright interrogation lamp, the light grew brighter and I could see a few other suspects sitting down in chairs next to me. The other doughnut cop walked over to Ralph who was near me: "So, whadda you think about this?"
"I'm not sure either; maybe it was someone in the reality world that did it?" Ralph replied.
I shrugged, it wasn't a bad theory, and it made sense at least. Next they walked over to Fiaeneste (FINE-est-ee, rhymes with dynasty) the lord of pins and needles. Yeah, that's right, pins and needles. He's kind of a quiet god, never really gets into any trouble or drama, but unfortunately, he got sucked up into this one.
"When was the last time you saw her?" the cop asked him.
Fiaeneste shrugged: "After the meeting, I helped her pack her stuff. She had most of it packed; I just gave her a few extra things."
"Like what?" he asked
"I gave her some extra food, a few drinks, and a weapon…to defend herself…"
The doughnut cops exchanged cheeky glances: "What kind of weapon?"
"Uh… nothing too fancy, just a switchblade, a screwdriver, a ball point pen, a bb gun, and a Chaos Claw I manufactured myself."
The doughnut cops looked worried now: "A switchblade?! And a C-C-C-Chaos Claw!" they both stuttered at the same time.
I raised my hand: "What's a bb gun?"
"And what's a Chaos Claw?" Ralph added "Wouldn't she shoot her eye out with a bb gun?" (Christmas Story for the win)
"A Chaos Claw is the most deadly item in the "Gods and Goddesses" game. It's more powerful than any weapon you can think up….EVER!" I said
"Then should I have not given it to her?" asked Fiaeneste
"Maybe…maybe not…We don't know yet…" said the cop
"But you're all free to go now, have a nice day" they said grimly.
I shot up out of my seat; I can never really sit still for that long without getting rid of my energy afterwards. I flew (literally) out of the room and out of Sugar Rush. Into Game Central Station and in my game: "Gods and Goddesses". My game is like Mortal Kombat plus Black Tiger. It's pretty cool; it's a side-scroller and then when you get to a boss fight: BOOM it's a 2-D third person fighting style game. But in Gods and Goddesses, you have a roster to choose your character from. And I'm one of the nine roster players. The characters on the roster never change like in Sugar Rush, so we don't have to compete to be on the roster. So, as I went into my semi-newly plugged in game, I heard Fiaeneste behind me: "Hey! Wait up Daciana!" he said. I turned around: "Whadda you need?" I replied while still treading air.
"Someone wants to talk to you…I think he said his name was Ralph or something like that…" he said.
I sighed impatiently: "Okay…but it better be quick."
I flew off to the game Fix-it Felix J.R and went inside. Ralph and Felix were waiting outside the penthouse for me to arrive.
"Good evening Diana!" Felix said happily
I huffed: "It's Daciana, not Diana."
"Anyways, you know about the whole Vanellope disappearance thing right?" Ralph asked
"Well, yeah, who doesn't?" I replied
"They're sending search parties out to try to find her, and I've checked with Sour Bill and the doughnut policemen."
"…Checked for what?" I said, thinking the worst.
"I checked to see who I'm gonna be paired up with for a search party…and it's you."