Disclaimer: I don't own LWD.

"You know I have exceptions to all of my rules!"

Casey McDonald just didn't understand why people didn't understand her. It wasn't that hard. She wanted her clothes clean, and not wadded up on the floor. She wanted nutritious food, not greasy french fries. She wanted her homework done 100 correctly so that she could get the best grade possible. She was a typical teenager! She just wanted everything perfect. She just wanted...

Derek Venturi just didn't care whether people understood him or not. He was a simple man. He wanted clothes to cover himself with (even though, as he knew, it was really doing an unkindness to the ladies). He wanted food so that he didn't starve to death, preferably something greasy and delicious. He wanted his nerd friend of the week to do his homework well enough that he didn't get kicked off the hockey team. He was a typical teenager. He just wanted to have fun. He just wanted...

"I am the exception to all rules."