Disclaimer: Me no own HP.

A/N: I'm sorry Sandy, but the email you sent me was so funny, I just ad to make the idea fanfic.

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The Seer Fair

Lady on Speaker Phone: Ok everyone, today we are at The Seer Fair, and right now in booth seven, Sibyl Trelawny is taking applications as to who will be this years top seer!

Trelawny: (Sitting in a little tent with a crystal ball in front of her, trying to see if Kriss has seer qualities) Oh, child. I see you do not have the right qualities. You have energy of predicting, but it's not seer energy.

Kriss: I do have predicting energy that's worthwhile you old hag! I'm just psychic, and you're a fraud.

Trelawny: ( losses misty voice) Fine child, predict something that is happening right now!

Kriss: (closes eyes) I see Sandy, my friend, traveling distances to get to a cat named Mystic.(opens eyes) Am I right?

Trelawny: (looks into crystal ball) I see you are incorrect. NEXT!(she yells out to the line at the door of the tent.)

Kriss: Show me.

Trelawny: Show you what?

Kriss: That I'm wrong.

Trelawny: (takes crystal ball of table and does something with it behind her back) Here.

Kriss: (takes crystal ball) You stupid head. Think I wouldn't notice a cheap picture you drew on the ball behind your back did you?

Trelawny:Fine child, you may try to see once more.

Kriss: I see... a horrible headache happening to and old bat with glasses! (throws crystal ball at Trelawny, which hit her smack in her face)

Kriss: PSYCIC PEOPLE DO NOT NEED CRYSTAL BALLS!!

Trelawny: (blinks as mist surround her head.)

Kriss: You FRAUD!!! I'll never want to be seer of the year if you're still alive!

Trelawny: NO!!! This crash has corrupted my mind!! I can not see any more!

Kriss: Like you ever could...

Trelawny; ( runs out and everyone claps as Kriss takes a seat and replaces Trelawny)

Kriss: NEXT!!

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A/N: That was kinda stupid and short but oh well Iwas bored. Did you like Harry Potter Luau? It was so funny! And I'll continue Quinn as I now have an idea. 

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me hyper cause I wanna go to friends cookout but mum says no and I wanna squash something cause I'm bored and angry and Sandy I think when you sent me the email it was funnier and I like putting happy faces on emails and this is a new world record for the longest sentence and I'm tired so goodbye and Goodnight!