The League of Extraordinary Hot Bishonen
By Electric Fire with help from BlackCharmgirl
Prologue
LXHB HQ, Somewhere in America....
Ten men were gathered in a fancy room. Upon the walls of the room, were pictures of each of them.
Christmas lights decorated the walls, the fireplace was blazing, and music was being played by an invisible pianist.
Some men were laughing, others were as quiet as the grave. There was one thing that was sure, not one of them were there for the same reason....
Fowl Manor, Ireland
Artemis Fowl the Second sat at his desk. Why he had even agreed to meet with this shifty person was beyond him. Perhaps it was because the cloaked figure had promised a large amount of money in return for his services.
His faithful bodyguard, Butler, stood behind his chair, his grip tight on the gun at his waist. The small figure hid their face. One major rule that bodyguards learn early in training is based on common sense - people who hid their face were almost always dangerous, why else would they have something to hide.
"What do you say, Master Fowl? Will you help us?"
Artemis considered the terms. It seemed an easy job, and he was being paid a strangely large sum of money. Any other fool would have taken the job, but Artemis was no fool.
"What is the catch?"
"Oh there's no catch, Sir. Its a simple job, but as I have explained, there are certain...risks."
"You seem awfully eager to have me take this job."
"Observant, eh?" The figure pulled the floppy black hat off of their head, letting blonde tresses fall down over her shoulders, "This is my last chance not to fail, Master Fowl, else my boss will decorate me with a pink slip of paper. That is why I hope you will not disappoint me."
Artemis looked the young girl up and down. She seemed sincere enough...
"Will my bodyguard be allowed to come with me?"
Domino City High, Japan
"I win...again." The soft voice of Ryo Bakura said, Atemu Motoh shook his head,
"You'll never win against Ryo, Jou." Jounouchi did not seem so convince.
"I will win! 'Dat guy can't beat me every time - e's just lucky!"
The three boys were arguing, and they were so loud, that they barely heard the motorcycle pull up. A whistle caught their attention, however.
"Hey guys! Over here!" Malik pulled the helmet off of his head, but the girl behind him, and the girl in the sidecar did not. The three boys hurried over to see their friend.
"Hey Malik! Who are your friends?" Atemu asked, and the girls pulled off their helmets. Both were startlingly attractive.
"We're more of business associates..." The first one said,
"And today is your lucky day!" The second one finished with a grin, and hopped out of the sidecar, "Perhaps if you boys would follow me, you may learn something to your advantage."
She pointed up to a helicopter above them, which let down a rope ladder. The other girl and Malik climbed up behind her. The three boys shrugged, What did they have to lose?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Somewhere in Europe
Fred and George Weasly could hardly contain their excitement as they hid behind a statue. They knew that a Mr. Draco Malfoy would be heading this way soon, and how it would feel so good to embarrass him!
A hidden dungbomb was magicked to the ceiling, and the very second that Malfoy passed under....it was beautiful!
Soon they heard him coming up the hall, Fred was ready to set off the dungbomb, but a voice stopped him.
Turning around, they saw two girls wearing muggle clothes standing in the hallway.
"Draco Malfoy," One said, "If you take one step closer, a dungbomb will go off, and it will not be pretty."
"Fred and George Weasly, please come out from your hiding spots, we wish to speak with all three of you," said the second girl.
The twins groaned, how dare those girls ruin their perfect plan? Sullenly they removed themselves from their hiding spots.
"What's the idea?" Fred said, angrily, "Why'd you ruin our prank?"
"Don't worry, Mr. Weasly; if you and your brother come with us, you'll be able to put your special abilities to a good use," One girl said, grinning, "Mr. Malfoy, if you come with us, we can promise to give you what you want."
Potter, mouthed the other girl, but Fred and George did not take notice. They were to busy wallowing in their pride as great pranksters.
"Will we get paid?" George asked, slicking back his red hair.
"Of course. A lot of money, now if you three will just step this way...."
LXHB HQ, Somewhere in America
At one end of the large meeting room, there was a large mirror. Of course, it was not really a mirror, but mirrored glass. The three people on the other side of the glass were able to see the men quite clearly.
A man sat in an armchair with his back to the two girls, "You understand what you must do, girls?"
The girls nodded simultaneously, "Yes, sir!"
"You are excused, go do as I asked."
The girls got up to leave, "Oh, Rita. Lynn."
"Yes, sir?"
"Don't fail me this time, or I will be...very angry. Is that understood?"
"Yes sir!"