Twilight was all alone in her room one day. She was feeling lonely because her friends weren't actually real. Spike was just a spiky purple dildo that Twilight talked to every now and then. But she didn't need them anyway, she had her true love surrounding her. She went up to her bookcase and picked out a story called "Brenda and Tracey have sex", and threw it sexily on her bed. Slowly she opened it up and licked the first page, and groped its book boobs. "Oh books, you're the only one who understands me~" she moaned, as she stuck her horn into its book vagina. Twilight had hot book sex with her love, and orgasmed and screamed out "BUTTERFLY IN THE SKY!" and collapsed on her floor next to Spike. "Dear Princess Celestia, today I leared, you don't need friends to be happy...because I have books. Books, Books, Oh I love books...oh god, I'm so alone."