Hello! This is my FIRST story, and I'm psyched about it! TY for reading! Also, SHOUTOUT TO MY FRIEND JULIA, if she reads. This story is KENNYxOC and STANxOC. South park belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone-enjoy! The OCs are mine.. :3 Also, ducks.

Kennys POV:

I was playing Guitar Hero with Stan and Kyle when Cartman and Tori (Tori has medium brown hair, greenish blue eyes, hipster *yes xD* glasses, and always wears a jacket, a t-shirt, sweat pants, and neon colored tennis shoes) burst through the doors, which half-scared Julia (Julia has dark brunette hair, glasses, brown eyes, and always wears jeans, high tops, a t-shirt, and a jacket). "GUYS! THERE'S A WEIRD ASS DISPLAY AT THE STORE!"Cartman burst loudly. "GUYS! HES NOT FUCKING AROUND THIS TIME! I SAW IT!" Tori always follows when an outburst happens. "When the crap did Tori start cussing?!" Julia said.

"She always does that when she's about to flip shit," Kenny responded.

Kyles POV:

We followed Cartman into the store right before it closed. "Ok guys, If you want to know that badly, we have to stay after their hours. So hide now!" Cartman yell-whispered. Julia and Tori lost interest and dragged Stan and Kenny to the pony aisle. What the fuck is with girls and ponies?!

LATER...

Cartmans POV:

"Alright assholes, follow me," I said like a fucking badass. We went to a corner of the store where a glowing bottle of rainbow coloured fluid sat. "Any volunteers?" I asked. "None of us would dare drink foreign liquid, fatass-"

"I wanna! So does Julia!" Kenny burst. "Kenny, I know we're in a relationship, but FUCKING FOREIGN LIQUID?! WHEN THE FUCK DID WE EVEN START CONSIDERING THAT-"

"Julia, just shut your fucking mouth and drink the damn thing with Kenny." I said like a fucking badass. "God damnit, fatass FINE!" Julia yelled. Tori popped a ziploc bag of bendy straws open in her pocket and stuck two in the bottle of fluid of rainbows. Suddenly, the two fell on the floor, eyes wide open. "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY AND JULIA!" kyle yelled. "YOU BASTARDS!" tori and stan yelled at the same time. "YOU ASSHOLE! YOU FUCKING POISONED THEM!" Kyle yelled. "oh, well you know what Kyle? SCREW YOU GUYS, IM GOING HOME!" I yelled. Tori dragged the two back to their houses, and every five seconds, she sprayed Lysol all over them.

YES! First chapter of my first story DONE! Please review and give me ideas for next chapter! xxx MyLittleKennyDyingIsMagic :)