RON BASHING!
"No more'n four to a boat!" Hagrid called, pointing to a fleet of little boats sitting in the water by the shore. Harry and Ron were followed into their boat by Neville and Hermione.
"Everyone in?" shouted Hagrid, who had a boat to himself. "Right then — FORWARD!"
And the fleet of little boats moved off all at once, gliding across the lake, which was as smooth as glass. Everyone was silent, staring up at the great castle overhead. It towered over them as they sailed nearer and nearer to the cliff on which it stood.
"Heads down!" yelled Hagrid as the first boats reached the cliff.
It was then that she got an idea. It was a ridiculous one, but if it worked, a funny one nonetheless. She looked over her classmates trying to decide who the victim would be. Then she caught a glimpse of a redheaded boy (he was a Weasley) who was sharing a boat with a black-haired boy with a scar on his forehead and two other kids. She shouted,
"Hey, Weasley!"
The redheaded boy looked up from where he was crouching in his boat and…
BASH! His head struck the start of a dark tunnel and he fell backwards into the boat.
"Ow," he moaned.
Hey! This is just a stupid idea that was floating in my mind for the last few minutes and I couldn't help but quickly jot it down and upload it here. XD